Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 288 | 20th day of Eating, Y9

Comics

	C.H.A.O.S. Fetch! Concept by precious_katuch14 by m3rcuri
	Wingoball The proper way... Also by frzngonz by scarvogue
	Random Something The tables have turned... by silvermare200
	The Faults of Being a Strawberry Neopet I'm not a strawberry!! by crazy_kathy
	Dr. Wockovsky and the Cure for Chickaroo What's wrong with me, Doctor? by manda314
	Meow? Be careful with what you say on Krawk Island... by edddibgaz
	Strawberry Adventures 2 Wonder where I should go first? by seel24
	Squirrilia's Pages: New Sister Uhh... You're a BOY... by accasperberry3
	Complete Confusion - Scowling Scarblade AHH WHAT? --LEGENDS? by puppypuff_
	Life as an Aisha: Pants The Pant Devil attacks!!! He steals... not your pants. by xlaq
	Be Were! The wise Gnorbu says... by draizard
	spookycute A cookie is a right, not a privilege!! by aikowolfbear
	Island WG: The First Symptom of Neomonia Do not speak with him... by siri_magatsu
	The Cooking Battle Chia Version. by ooorianeoo
	The Happiest Neopian Maybe I should become a better Neopian. by beccatbh
	Shilly Shally Dilly Dally #1 Does this colour make my head look big...? by kiri_akurei
	The Perils of Pinching Remember what I told you. Also by swedish by terri_baby24
	COMIKAZE You can always lie. Art by flutterflies by bird_brain312
	The Bunker Well, he did say "hostile"... by hubadawaha
	Lucky Prince Charming No one can get this lucky without something bad happening shortly after! by baby_kougra007
	Milk Money Vaudevilles and the gang visit the Rainbow Pool! by plumbus
	The Gallion Ranch Some news can be hard to swallow... Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	The Disadvantages of Being... a Mutant Quiggle The freak show is always an option... by gamefreak774
	Pterrific The compass is sooo reliable to use whenever you're lost. by tropical_tweety6
	Bed Bounce Royalty Those pesky faeries better not let Queen Fyora find out what they're up to. ;) by silver_taurus
	Off Track: Violence You heartless person. by klipsan
	Cybunny Tails Raining cake? 0.o by angel_bunny123
	When Strange Things Happen for No Reason The downside of being well-named. by spied
	Chomby and the Fungus Balls ACCIDENT Note: you know how rock stars jump into the crowd? THIS is why fungus balls shouldn't... by goodie_2shoe8
	She TOLD Me To... The Water Faerie says a few magical words and... by texastiki
	Oblivious Just pay attention... by ilarvitar
	A Kitty? Poor Mynci... by redish_green
	Being Incorporeal is Fun! Wheee! by krychek2001

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The Perfect Pet

So we've all seen these fabulously exotic, cute, unique and all-round pwnsome pets around the site. But the question is, how do I get that perfect pet? There are some obvious methods, and some not-so obvious ones. Let's explore that now...

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In the Attic
It was pitch black behind the door. It was definitely time to get out of here. Silver was so overcome with fright that she accidentally tumbled over something...

by hyun713

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Geraptiku's Song
Overhead flew a strange bird, glittering brightly in the light and blazing with all the colors of the rainbow. It opened its mouth and let out a call, a song, high and eerie but beautifully wild...

by eleanor111

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Darigan Dilemmas
Ever wondered about Darigan pets? This is the guide for you.

by captain_amber140

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An Interview With the Healing Springs Faerie
"I have a terrible memory. If it isn't fluffy and cute, it tends to slip my mind quite easily..."

by zutcree

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Dark Friend: Part One
They almost felt as if they were teleporting to an entirely different land. At the fair, there were balloons, clowns, booths of all kinds, and lots of people having fun and licking ice cream cones...

by petfriendamy

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Traitors And Warriors: Part Four
This was it. We had become strangers to each other. We were no longer a tutor and student--not that morning. She would not spare me...

by humgruffin

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