"How My Best Friend And I Saved Neopia" by lemmykoopa300 Miles was my friend since we were itty bitty babies in the nursery. But when our Literature teacher paired us up for our psychological story studies, I knew I was, as Miles put it, DOOMED. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Mumbling to myself words of gratitude for this interruption, I answered it. You'd never guess...
David and the Fava Beans He hated, loathed, and despised Fava Beans. So David sat in his seat, a grim
expression on his face, with a fork, knife, and plate of Fava Beans in front
of him...
The Same But Different Sarah walked down the hall to the girls' room,
and the noise suddenly stopped. As their mother opened the door, Abby and Tara
plopped down on their pillows and smiled innocently at her...
How (Not) to Eat Gross Food like a Champion It is time that these less-than-edible
"foods" were addressed. Why are they here? Who invented them? Why, oh, why,
in the name of all that is good, does my owner want me to eat them?
10 Things Kaodoaties Don't Eat Something that I must point out before you attempt to continue reading this
is: Never call a Kadoatie evil to its face. (Even though they are!!!) This will
result in the loss of your shoes. (Because they will eaten, of course!)
The Pianist's Quandary: Part One The light of Kreludor, shining brightly in the dark
sky, fell in through his windows and draped his room with an eerie grey light.
In the distance, he could hear a piano playing. Its song was solemn...