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Issue: 228 | 17th day of Awakening, Y8

Comics

	Neopups Xweetok hates this kind of chase. by wicked_dragonite
	Sibling Rivalry A scary face a day will keep the bad guys away! by evilpuppyangel
	Always Complaining Fire!!! by sabertigerblade
	Utterly Random You have won the fight! by arornedhel
	The Disappearance of the Jin Jah Table ................ yeah, well, about that table. o_O by sissy_sugar_queen
	Cloning for Dummes 101 Even Sloth has to find new ways to make clones these days. by 0riginal_sin
	Splodge - Snow Snake If only it were that easy.... by scribble
	NeoComp Gravity is not on the side of good... by chibikatza
	Neo Mania! Slippers How much are those? by unis_lover200
	tMoStA #1 - I Have the Feeling We're Being Watched Don't say that! by bobo36000
	The Lottery Can you get me a Lottery Ticket? by frayedknot
	The Crabby Owner Well, look who's all grumpy today!! by blackdragon8866
	Why He Does It What's he gonna do with that? by kalaiaspirit
	Head in the Clouds Ohhh, so THAT'S why... by candykitty
	Razzle Dazzle Let's try on your costume... by khestrel
	Aisha Groove Kadoaties really are afraid of the dark... by discokitten
	Hero Rivals Look at me! by subzeroace
	Slorg Trails Attack of the Slorg is a cruel game, and must be stopped! by d_stibs
	Fear My Randomosity~ ...Is that really fair? by riimaru
	Days of our Neolives Because sometimes shampoo isn't enough. by rumplesocks
	All in a Neopian Day Great cookies! Also by confuzerated by sunset_rose285
	Tyrannian Tusks They're more than just stylish! by lilgreymouse
	Sheep of Doom "what to do with a gnorbu" by oddhatter
	Chocolate a la Chia I should have known... Also by fillin by richnangela005
	Zeh Cute One: My Aviroli! Blah blah blah... by glowing_banana
	Why Sloth "Loves" Usukis The answers shall be REVEALED... crazy eyes by spongebobfan484
	OutOfWhack Poor Chias always have it bad. :( by bluepen
	Triple Negative Um... by sillygirl_543
	Untitled! I don't think that's what he meant.... by homage2fromage
	Rojero Rojero wants a job, and a job he will get!! by heart_toes
	Unique: the Sincerest Form of Flattery Ever feel like someone was mocking you? They probably were... by lexiobah
	Evil Feepit Someone has been playing Meepit vs. Feepit a little too hard... by fmoura_98
	Floofeh She used to be an Ixi, btw. c: by jupeboxgal
	Smycks' Tales Lab Ray consequences... by helmfinland
	The Neo397s Too... much... info... by isaiahdjkim
	Disturbeded Oh, he loves this, doesn't he? by disturbeded_banana

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"Hidden Sister" by _jadestorm_
My heart skipped as the bag of one million Neopoints landed in my blue paw. This could pay for a lot. The Petpets I wanted, the furniture Aileen coveted, a years worth of codestones for Maureen... My paws couldn't close over the Neopoints. They were frozen solid. Aileen laughed...

Other Stories

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Cybunny Royalty
I placed the letter aside and opened the box. It contained a very rare item - a Royal Paint Brush.

by anime_cybunny

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The Plastic Lenny
It had been raining for nearly four days straight. The Fire Kougra had been cooped up inside all that time...

by superhamster6789

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PPL Problems
Of course, the infernal PPL has to put their foot in it. For whatever reason (plot? Must check that out), they refuse to allow you to sell labbed petpets. Oh, and they claim to be worried about the poor little critters. The liars.

by haannsolo

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How to Prepare For, Survive, and Cope with a Meepit
My second tip is keep lots of cheese; it discourages Meepits, for it is their enemy.

by rosadaflame

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The Kreludan Conspiracy: Part One
BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! My Virtupets microtronic watch went off; reminding me of the 'appointment' I had with the Boss. A new wave of fear engulfed me...

by azellica

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A Wish for Bravery: Part Two
"I couldn't help myself so I heard what you had to say. It seems as though you have been having trouble with some bully and you haven't the courage to get rid of him…"

by shadowninjawarrior

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