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Issue: 171 | 31st day of Celebrating, Y6

Comics

	Lenny Sack - Ice War 1 "You have beaten Skeletal Minion! You have won this fight!" by ickessler
	The Unexpected Hands OFF the Diary! by oliver381
	NeoComp Me, Myself, and Talking Sock. by chibikatza
	Dark Neopia OH! OH! by dragon_spine
	Ixi Troubles "A New Diet" by puzz1ed
	Shrubs? All done :-) by friends_buffy
	Spooky Ooky When rocks turn bad... by tiddle_girl
	Blumaroo Blues There are Snowmen who can talk... by midknight08
	Fruity Famille Just another day... sigh by faeriegurl4lyfe
	Totodum and Turtumdee What's down there, anyway? by huggsy_666
	Stuck in the Neopet House The Battledone can get a little rough sometimes... by spotthechelsey
	Down 4 Maintenance I hope you brought dinner... by frootloop409
	Sugar and Spice What that rock is really for! by ravendraik
	Sloth on the Rox The Seven Ages of Sloth (Part 4) by plushieowner
	As Much as a Bori Can Take Aggrajagg the Korbat has it bad for the Soup Faerie. Hilarity ensues. by kudou
	Unhappy Birthday It's always good to carry around a sheild... by marowen
	Confuzzled Christmas giving... by pale_iris
	SF and Inu I need some advice... by you_only_get1
	Pet in Training - Scary Pet Pant Devil's Bone? Ha.... by shmntc
	Petpetsitter's Day Who said Petpetsitting is easy? by xgxdx
	Twisted Reality Why does he even carry that around with him? by abiahew
	Just Wondering I wonder how Christmas Ixi get their red noses... by daisey
	Faerie Faults Taelia had more to worry about than Hannah did... by wocky_lover_forever
	Faeriestones 4 'I think with my eyes closed,' she says. >_<; by allelementalfaerie11
	Not Just Another Neopet "No Garbage" by everybody_say_moo
	Too Odd Rejected... by freakishsteph
	Roy and Dramonti Sometimes it's hard to get what you want... by dralora
	Blunderful Why Eliv Thade's paws are bandaged... by mysticflamepack
	Full of Freakz Fruitcake: Its alive! And yucky... by fulloffur
	I Thought You Were The Normal One!! For Hannah!! ... oh wait...maybe not... by kuroneka_sama
	Merry X-Mas! Wanna trade? by glowing_banana
	Ditzy Business!!! A little confused... by belldandy213
	Life & Times of Kanrik Looking for something? by american_cartoonist
	Ice Caves?! No Usul will be spared... by ewoks316
	It's The Thought That Counts "Dear friend..." by ickessler
	The Cheesy Neos Not to worry, 2005 will be different! by justduckygal
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Who knew Meepits were so affectionate... by kittylin
	An Explosive New Year! It's time to celebrate the New Year with a blast! by jusygo
	Icy Cold Bananas We wish... by prc_saga
	Major Malfunction #15 Arwoo? by moonxtal
	Floofeh X-mas It makes me wonder... by jupeboxgal

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"The Gift of Giving" by kittymon
After about a half hour of walking bare pawed in the snow I stumbled upon something! I had found a snow paint brush! Excitement and joy spread through my frozen fur...

Other Stories

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Confessions of a Hungry Kadoatie
Goldie's stomach growled. It was all just too much. Goldie's mind whizzed back to happy memories of her owner and her life in the Lost Desert. Goldie was a privileged Kadoatie; to say the least.

by valerielundberg

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New Year's Eve Knock-Out
Lulu followed the placement of Trixy's eyes to see a blue Kougra who was carefully inspecting a tube of dark red lipstick. What was a guy doing in a glamour shop?

by ilar210

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10 More Things You Shouldn't Do In Neopia
As you may, or may not have noticed, Neopia's hazards are ever increasing. You've just gone out and bought yourself a nice Charm of Rabid Snowbunny Repellent, and suddenly find yourself amidst a flock of hungry mutant Babaas...

by tracypaper12

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New Year Glumness
Neopia is entering Year 7 and the holiday season is just about over, no more great parties or visits to the Advent Calendar… now all of a sudden it’s stopping. Yes, I know this is annoying, I was just getting use to all the fun...

by hannahc57

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Kacheek Tales: Volunteering: Part One
I carefully shoved and waded my way to the kitchen looking for the list that Mrs. Williams had left me. The counter looked as if the Rubbish Dump was on the top of it...

by pandabearb

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Night Walker: Part Three
I streaked out over the long grass, moving on all fours to be safe. I tailed them at a distance well into nightfall. At last they set up camp, I heard the guards roar with laughter and guffaw for a long time. Finally they quieted and I moved in.

by ruin_star

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