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Issue: 170 | 19th day of Celebrating, Y6

Comics

	About a Pet Boulder #3 "Slate" by tambourine_chimp
	A Day of Poogle Races Place your bets here! by shadih_temporary
	Past The Point Ahh. the smell of paint brush... by cannonsmbt
	The Chronicles of Rohane: Part 2 What you didn't see... by ledsrevenge2
	Through the Door You'll wish you were still on vacation... by lfochic2002
	A Tale of Two Korbats! 50/50 by rach84150
	Why Faerie Dust Should Come With A Warning If I'm not mistaken, Queen Fyora is supposed to be gorgeous, right? by purple_puppy123
	NeoFun Don't leave Weewoos unattended... by meowth4
	Every Day's a Little Crazy Good luck! by yullie_
	Random Events Some kind of ... mutant yo-yo... by notobella
	Tell Me... #2 Open already! by _shakky_
	Christmas Lupe Please sharpen your pencils. by i_love_the_animals
	My Life With A Teenage Noobie Hold still! by rainbowface94
	About 4 Babies: Winter Edition Snowmen are smart... Just not all the time! by baby_faerie104
	The Egg Wars Chronicles A new fuzzle! by moorale
	What Comes From a Little COMEDY Even the most epic battles come with cleanup time... by omomake
	Full of Freakz The costs of rebuilding... by fulloffur
	Baby Blumaroo Why it's good to stay in school... by royalprancer
	The Adventures of Super Doughnuts Not your ordinary Doughnuts... by 1_i_luv_candy_1
	Qnde & Szoo Two ordinary Neopets playing rock, paper and scissors... by shubi5
	Christmas JubJub Blues Ever wonder the real reason why JubJubs hide around Christmas time? by aimeilee
	NeoDiaries An autograph? by _lordofthefrogs_
	A Day in the Life of a Slorg Who says you can't be mutant? by starlitdown
	Poor Rock... What did I do that's THAT bad? by ratzrule611
	Quantum Meep Christmas Edition That special moment... by naniwai_illusion
	Floofeh Some things should never be discussed. by jupeboxgal
	Lenny Sack - Santa's Cookies Santa won't miss one or two... by ickessler
	Plain Out Neopian I'm sure you understand... by kirikano_oh_my_ano
	1337 Oblivious - Christmas Edition You get what you pay for... by shoyrustar24
	Pebble Brain This is what happens when you don't read the News... by lightmik3000
	OMG - Around the Neopia World? Not a very happy trip I guess? by _jakk
	Hidden Tower What Fyora does when she's bored... by cummi_is12
	Speck the Speckled 'Twas the month of Celebrating... by cheetah_kougra
	Poor Slothy... Is very sad... by ariadnegirl
	Ruki Shoes I hate it when she comes to visit! by _darkeh
	Petpet Drolleries The most beautiful snowflake in neopia... by linnipooh
	Something Has Happened! "Who is throwing snowballs at me?!" by _shakky_
	Boo! Christmas Special Happy Holidays! by gloss_frozen
	Shallow Neopia Shelly's has her reasons for supporting the theives guild... by battlesunn
	Unorthodox Teaching Practical uses for math in the "real Neopia". by battlesunn
	Ironies of Neopia: Christmas Special What's going on down there? by blubblub317
	A Snorkle and a Bacon Omelette Trust me, you don't want to know... by hottamale0774
	Life with Sparkalar This calls for drastic measures... by nestly2552chi
	A Ditzy Christmas Elevating? by belldandy213
	The Christmas Lenny O Christmas Lenny... by immortalmina
	The Punitentiary This year's hot new toy! by aurigryphon
	Complicated Simplicity - Christmas Special "White Christmas" by neo_star_queen
	One Of the Few Annoying Points of Christmas ...but the rest of Christmas is good ^__^ by soggy_cardboard
	Kanrik's Quest With his standing as a Thief challenged, Kanrik must embark upon a most challenging task – to steal from the dreaded Snowager... by iriswind
	Totodum and Turtumdee Christmas Special Not-so-smart shopping... by huggsy_666
	Snow Grapes What's the diffrence? by 13blackdragons
	Yama and Ourra: A Christmas Tree... Or Something. I NEED his help again this year! by harper_1618
	A Spooky Christmas Yahpp Slidohay! by ghostkomorichu
	Room for Two Just a bit of Christmas cheer. Usually at three am around here. by child_dragon
	Nonsensical Verbiage I can think of something... by laurensama
	Brain Tree - Christmas Edition I wish you a merry Christmas! by chriszjah
	Dear Santa... One snowy day in December... by missperfect44
	Insanely Nuts - Christmas Special Muti is a little clueless sometimes... by horserider149
	The Comic Of D00M The bike of doom! by _dratini01_
	The Meerca Siblings Santa? by comedian872001
	Christmas Virtues How our Christmas is really celebrated... by kittygirl5170
	Stuck in the Neopet House "Hitora got run over by some Raindorfs..." by spotthechelsey
	All Ears- Christmas Edition We're sleeping! by tdyans
	Fond Memories: Christmas Special! Yet another Sloth comic... by prettyprincesslady54
	Neopian Times Christmas Promotion Some things are free for a reason... by valerina_chan
	Neopian Wackiness: Xmas Xtravaganza Now with extra santa hats! by cherv1
	Trophy Troubles: Christmas Special Don't try this at home; metal melts! Also by precious_katuch14 by cherv1
	Almost Normal A holiday crossover with Yama and Ourra! by _leraje_
	Random Insanity Christmas Special What a hideous doll! by lunagirl52
	Deviled Delight - Giving Day Special "Tales from the Pound" by silverqueengalaxia
	Weird Things That's not what it's for... by emuu2
	A Little Grey - Snowy I know way out! by starrkitty03
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Did you get all you asked for? by kittylin
	Bucky The Babaa Christmas Special Some Neopets have certain advantages... by simsman24000
	The Pet Patrol Revolution Four isn't such a big number ;-) by neo_tomi
	Nyah~! #1 Santa's watching... by ae0nsoul
	'Tis the Season Some pets may not be feeling the Christmas spirit. by dogma621
	Buzz and Bark 'Tis the season for revenge... by sharakh
	Deck the Kau ... with lights and holly, fa la la la la, la la la la! by purplepadfoot
	If You Only Knew... Oohies! It's a Weewoo! by mindela_me
	Green's Days Sometimes you just can't trust your friend's gifts... by megawolf77
	The Neochaos Time for sledding! by leana_24
	Usuki Frenzy! Maybe the Pant Devil isn't too bad after all... by reika_miyako
	Dear Santa... "A letter to Santa" by funandgames999

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Move To The Groove

Upon my investigation and researching, I have discovered one of the most well kept secrets of Neopia. Neopets from different parts of Neopia congregate each week and practise different types of graceful exercises combining both entertainment and workouts to the best effect, something that is generally classified as..."dancing"...

Other Stories

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Love, Mr. Scary
Little did Sally's parents know that Fluffy wasn't an imaginary friend. He was the creature Sally had found in their barn. The creature that had devoured the farmers' crops and produce. He was the creature Sally called "Mr. Scary."

by bitsy_dj

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Holiday Neohome Dreams
"I've told you, we can't have our own tree. We are a guest at Jmie5's house and since it's Pendrue's house too, they get their own tree. I'm sorry we can't have our own, but we are doing Christmas at their house by their rules."

by the_vampress

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How to Create the Perfect Faerie Cave
While Hannah and the Pirate Caves had its water, and Escape from Meridell Castle has its almost robotic-like enemies… Faerie Caves II has, well, balloons, boulders, and traps; and did I mention the spike traps?

by undeadfortune

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The Kadoaties Are Restless
Am I the only one who recognizes this as an odd system? You have a continual stream of Kadoaties, changed approximately every hour, demanding anything they want and they’ll instantly have a herd of users coming to cater to their every whim?

by pk_fire14

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Raider of the Sky: Part Two
I looked up from my work as I heard a sound from without my cell. I had given up trying to open the lock, and was now working the hinges on the door. I had already opened one, but the other two refused to budge...

by shimmer765

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The Tower Journey: Part Five
And seeing crimson flames dance around a light blue ice. The Snowager stopped immediately, enchanted by the blade, and Toggerneo took another look at it himself.

by neonick19881988

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