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Issue: 169 | 10th day of Celebrating, Y6

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	Afterschool Horrors - Part 7 P-Pizza? by articuno_neo
	About a Pet Boulder #2 How did it get here? by tambourine_chimp
	Speck and Tom And now for the countdown.... by cheetah_kougra
	Meredellian Mayhem- A Brief History of Neopian Falls "SOMEONE'S obsessed with falling. And I'm not sure it's Kass..." by ikkin_with_attitude
	Worse Than You #2 "Confusion" by sirussblack
	Almost Normal I wonder why I never thought of that... by _leraje_
	Something Has Happened Ooh! I'm SO SCARED! Also by Simsman24000 by tdyans
	Neotopia! Something has happened!!! by kiananight
	Faeriestones 3 Whose idea was it anyway? by allelementalfaerie11
	Random Life Random Draik joke... by nolwe
	Fond Memories: Spillage What you see in the Grooming Parlour... by prettyprincesslady54
	Floofeh Well, it LOOKED like a good deal... by jupeboxgal
	A Matter of Wings While Flotsams may not make the prettiest faerie pets, they have their reasons... by magical86
	Thinking Sour Thoughts For those who hate anagrams... by julses
	The Aishatery Mmmm, Turmaculus... by nannakatrine
	To Villain Or Not To Be Lame What is it that can truly defeat a villain? by darku_tenshi
	Esophagor Tales: Feed Me FEED MEEE... by xxxlilravenxxx
	Bucky the Babaa I'll never forgive you! by simsman24000
	The Wonky Wocky Slicker for cleanliness... by scarletrhapsody
	Sloth on the Rox The Seven Ages of Sloth (Part 3) by plushieowner
	Hannah the Quick... ...but not as quick as her mom. by ickessler
	Slorg World Dung... o_O by matthew_button
	Confuzzled I think we're lost... by white_draigon
	Dental Plan #1 Doesn't he look familiar? by battlesunn
	X Marks the Spot Fear the X... by black_pearl_dragon
	NeoComp So, that's how they make it green... by chibikatza
	The Comic Of D00M Smile! :D by _dratini01_
	Someone's Been Naughty... Or Have They? That cost me 80,000 Neopoints! by ratzrule611
	Sasha's Sketches Real smooth, dude... by washeh
	Spike in Line It's always nice to have family support... by vballmeerca
	It Is No Fun You know what stinks? by pichuqt17
	The Misadventures of a Pink Lenny "Pink Lenny Home Security" by immortalmina
	The Meerca Siblings #10: Poor Cherv by comedian872001
	Tell Me... Pllllrrrrr! by _shakky_
	Trophy Troubles They're around here somewhere... Also by cherv1 by precious_katuch14
	Me And My Weird Ones Did you have a bad dream? by captain_arctic
	A Minty Mess NOW I know where all that toothpaste's been going to... by diabug101

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"A Kadoatery Tale" by Sirussblack
I don't like it here. It smells. It smells really bad. And, everyone is crying. Crying and crying and crying and they just won't stop...

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A Desperate Situation
Living in Neopia Central, Pixee had employed every other resource to cure Daisy before coming here. She had seen the Gelert Doctor at the hospital, dropped by Kauvara's Magic Shop, and even sent letters to the famous Kaelyn of Meridell, among countless other things.

by dogzruleyeah330

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Just One Wish
"My name is Eithne. You shouldn't be so heartbroken on such a lovely day. Do you want to explain what's wrong?"

by cheopspyramid

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Cheat! A Game Worth The Effort
This article is a guide to the game of Cheat! With the help of the article, YOU could become a master!

by bikequeen11

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What to do AFTER getting the Packrat Avvy
Mission: Try and eliminate 3/4 or so of the 1,200+ pieces of random junk accumulated while earning the "Packrat Avvy (here on out known as PRA)"

by enigma97

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Princess of Erodaire IV: Part One
During these times, I usually think of Rune... the fallen Nimmo I had met in the halls of the Summer Castle. I could feel him before me, behind me, and near me...but yet I couldn't see him.

by christinetran

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Telltale the Darigan Dancer: Part Three
"Oh, she's quite fine, but what puzzles me is that she seems too empty!" the Acara said. "She doesn't even tell his Majesty her real name! If you ask me she's probably working for that Kass person!"

by cruzerchic123

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