There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots

Circulation: 90,555,864

Issue: 166 | 12th day of Storing, Y6

Comics

	Wishful Thinking - Halloween Comic "Extremley Confused" by barbcat00
	Chaz and Crackers It's heavy... by kybin
	Pirate Addiction! The accent everybody's talking 'bout!! by dj_rulz_2004
	Don't Blame ME How do you stay so small? by choclated
	Confessions of an Exasperated Owner And did I mention, don't climb on the furniture? by kawaii_kai002
	Meerca Chasing... A different type of Meerca Chase... by da_dude_with_shoez
	A Neopet's Life Feel my electro-static wrath! by rahkshi6410
	Current Affairs Wow, she can't take her eyes off me... by blinkbaby1822
	The Chronicles of Rohane What you didn't see... by ledsrevenge2
	Baby Blues Finding a plushie at the Money Tree... by cutiekitty234
	Makyan and Me V She'll never know... by cleoannie
	Weird Things Why you should do your homework... by emuu2
	Comic Sans What can I say? It's a comic! by flookadoobee
	Messed Up Where do they get all those items? by jaimmiedogder4
	Sleeping On It I...can't...breathe... by heron10
	Faeriestones A year's worth of junk... by allelementalfaerie11
	Zeebalee's Randomosity An inexpensive cure for Lumps! by tehkella
	Neopups Don't go any closer... by wicked_dragonite
	Neo Cappucino A disadvantage of the Lab Ray... by raptor291
	The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword... OUCH! by funandgames999
	I Found You "Too Heavy" by ausra331
	Neo Insanity! What's That? by fairy_of_rain
	Poof! And It Was Gone... Maybe I'm not the only one this happened to! :) by random_geyser
	Totodum and Turtumdee : Gruslen Troubles You don't look so good... by huggsy_666
	Fond Memories: Passing Comments "Competition" by prettyprincesslady54
	How to Get a Halloween Costume There's no costume store, right? by ikagen
	When Pigs Fly... Jelly World! Ha! by mistress_syn
	Pick-a-Paw No more, I say! by dragon_heart_101
	N3oW3IRD Episode 02 "Needy Neopet" by neekko
	Snow Times "A Few Days After Halloween Special" by howling_wolf8
	Typical You Read to your Neopets! I beg you! by spiker7786
	Neopian Circumstances "Sloth-like Comparison" by nefily
	Neopian Mysteries "The Unexplainable" by lunabunny16
	Slorg World It's a Slorgy, Slorgy world. by matthew_button
	Way Down South YOu cut holes in my hat! by cluttered
	NeoDiaries How did you get that scar? by _lordofthefrogs_
	Hide and Seek Should never be played with invisible pets... by xprecious
	Once Upon A Comic Strip Been playing a certain Whack-a-Staff-Member game too much, have we? by tiddle_girl
	Lenny Sack I feel stronger already! by ickessler
	Adskidaf, Inc. And you thought one rascal was enough... by _chazm_

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Are They Safe?

I was playing the game Trouble at the National Neopian, when it occurred to me, who is keeping all those nasty thieves and villains out when we aren’t playing? Or for that matter, who are the cashiers who are accepting my hard-earned Neopoints? Are they letting some of my NP’s get snatched by those dastardly desperadoes?...

Other Stories

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Five Lottery Tickets
"Why do we always do this?" Otur asked. She had heard the story at least a hundred times, but it always made her owner happy to tell it.

by shadowcristal

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The Outcasts
There wasn't any tables left to sit at, and I decided to give the outcast table a shot.

by lemmykoopa300

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50 Ways to Exploit the Power of Asparagus
You never really know what to do with it. Of course, now, by a recent discovery, we found that we can make dung pancakes. So that just leaves asparagus. What could we really do with them?

by magickgeniegirl

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Collecting Avatars: A Worst Case Scenario
As you all well know, avatars are the biggest craze since... sliced bread. Being an avatar collector myself, I have gone through some really bad/funny experiences while trying to obtain them.

by xxxlilravenxxx

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Rage Alone II: Solitary Retribution - Part Three
A pile of boulders, both big and small, spread out over the side of the mountain. He remembered it being smooth mountains, but he never did know how large of an explosion Fethva made. He was surprised he survived it if it did all of this.

by nomad2

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When Bad Shoyrus Go Awful: Part Two
"And what about a Petpet? And could I," she paused, and I knew what was coming. "Could I get painted?"

by babyangelchick18

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