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Issue: 158 | 20th day of Gathering, Y6

Comics

	Never be Normal Can I have it? by izziepanda
	Kentouji Bounce Hey, it saves time... by digital_catastrophe
	Makyan and Me Watch out for those Fireballs. by cleoannie
	Just Crazy! This Grundo is just a little bit confused... by x_xicex_x
	Slightly Insane A plushie Neopet's Worst Fear... by penguizon
	Spooky: Thade's Legacy Wow, that explains a lot... by ghostkomorichu
	Cherished Memories "Rock and Roll" by 69crazy_horse69
	Sasha's Sketches The long awaited time has come... by washeh
	Disturbed and Dangerous Happy, happy memories... by tiddle_girl
	Almost Normal Ready or not, here I come! by _leraje_
	What's This String? Don't pull it. by moscowmule
	Ramble Sketchy Friends by tophole
	PYTWCUYFOTRW Goldy Edition Not so cute after all? by cookielover88
	Sane Asylum What did you say? by teishan
	The Lupe Pack W-W-What's that? by rrbutton
	Cybunny Dreams Don't we all know those nights? by anna_steinbauer
	Crazy Be careful what you dress as... by sukuyumaruchan
	Adskidaf, Inc You can let me down now! by _chazm_
	Temperamental Artist Those crazy artists... by antonia22301
	I Wish... Dice-A-Roo frustration... by mr_rubber_band
	Pen to Paper Nobody understands my poetry! by aakheperkare
	The Misadvenures of a Pink Lenny Yard Sale I'm not plastic! by immortalmina
	Wishful Thinking Chimney Sweep by barbcat00
	Sutek Muffin You just don't understand... by thegreenmooseofdoom
	Ironies Of Neopia "Lucky Star Encounter" by blubblub317
	Jelly Woes I'm weird by imogenweasley
	Pint Sized It's not an obsession... It's a mad lust! by lachtaube
	Rhetorical Answers I don't think you understand... by floofeh_one
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Taking things way too seriously... by kittylin
	The Cookie Muncher I'm not feeling that well... by dragonanz
	Major Malfunction Little help, please? by moonxtal
	All Ears Need something to do? by tdyans
	Really Confused "About A Buccaneer" by stoneman3x
	The Meerca Siblings #8: Bonzai by comedian872001
	Floofeh Yeah, wonderful neohome. by jupeboxgal
	Giving's Cafe "Losing Customers" by random_joy
	T3h Praedius Is there a point? by arttimo

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Not All That Complicated

I know that most people think Plushie Tycoon is a very complicated and time consuming game. The thing is, it's not that complicated. The first time that you start off there are many confusing aspects that are hard to get by, including: When your factory and workers will work, why does it say I can only make Grundos? and how many workers should I hire? Here's a guide to the game that should get you on the right track!...

Other Stories

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Bringing Home The Gold
Beads of sweat formed on Tyrin the Kougra's head as he carefully moved the loop around the wire. Just an inch more until the end, he thought. Just one inch more... and he could get a gold trophy on this game...

by jeaniesofatso

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Where It All Began
"Lisha... what happened? We care about you, Lee. You've been different since... since... since..."

by goldandmica

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Auctioning Tips... By the Dozen!
Upon entering you spot the item you've been saving up for for the longest time, and hurry over to place your bet. Only a few seconds later another, higher, bid has been placed!

by cocoaqueen66

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30 Neopian Items That You’ll Never See
If you thought blue furry negg, ferocious negg, and witchy negg to be weird, be thankful these don’t exist!

by cuckoo102

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A Mind in the Moonlight: Part Two
"During the daytime you'll need to go to the Defenders of Neopia headquarters and sneak around a bit. Gather information, and take special notes about any names that come up. Got it?"

by costa_rican_girl

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The Scarab Tree: Part Two
It was only for a moment that her hand was on the wing, for the faerie woke with a start and danced out of reach, but Nefertari felt the smooth glassy wing, and all in that one instant, she felt strangely refreshed again.

by amberttttt

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