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Petpet Underappreciation

Because of my desire to share my enthusiastic love of petpets with others, here are the top three items on my list of reasons petpets are great!

by kathleen_a_b
Historical Analysis of the Altador Cup

An in-depth analysis of the history of Altador Cup teams and their ranking based off of their average finishes.

by thegreatxandorf
A Spooky New Goal Scorer: Interview with Krell Vitor

Join us for an exclusive interview with Haunted Woods team captain Krell Vitor!

by akezis
A Slushie Slinger’s Take on Neopia’s Top Slushies

Hi! I’m Tara, one of Altador’s pro Slushie Slingers, and I’m here to dish out the juicy gossip around the coolest, rarest, and just plain best slushies in Neopia!

by weee5067
 
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"A Hero's Ballad: The Marrow" by parody_ham
”I can’t live like this anymore…” The words escaped Rohane’s lips as he sat sulking in the courtyard garden, face buried into his hands. An amber sky slowly shifted to eventide as his stomach grumbled in defiance. When he heard that the kitchen staff would be making meatloaf for the fifth time this week, he voluntarily chose to pick up his own groceries and cook a simple meal. That was the plan, at least. Now he wished that there was a morsel of leftovers in the mess hall, a sliver of meat loaf or a helping of creamed corn. Just the thought of any sort of food made his mouth water. But only a single roll remained, one he polished off in five seconds flat. “You should’ve asked earlier,” the head chef said, pausing briefly from his cleanup while his staff wiped down tables and swept the floors. The sweaty green Moehog had thinning brown hair lost in part from the frequent shenanigans of the Order.




Other Stories


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Sympathy for a Slushie Slinger
Because customers should be nicer to the slushie lady.

by thatdoodlebunny

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A Hero's Ballad: The Marrow
Rohane finds himself in a dingy tavern known as The Mangled Marrow...

by parody_ham

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Lupe Pack Detectives-The Fake Detective
The penultimate chapter of the Lupe Pack Detectives-The Fake Detective series!

by lupe_hunter_7

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The Power of Twelve
Kelland investigates whether or not the Darkest Faerie really does wish to redeem herself...

by herdygerdy

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They're Just Floating There, Menacingly
No fear? Collab with riparu

by mikurubeam297

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Replacing Your Petpet
Don't replace your Petpet, they get really sad!

by snofoxe



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