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How to Play NQI and NQII Without Losing Your Mind

A list of tips to prevent you from becoming as crazy as Mr. Insane while adventuring in the Neoquest world.

by bha288
Trophies FAQ

I've seen a lot of people asking about the same thing in the games board so I decided to take note of the most frequently asked questions about trophies.

by nicanorduarte
Winning the Game: A Guide to Key Quest Mini Games

Mini games are an incredibly important factor in the outcome of any Key Quest game...

by finally_kitkat
Neopia's Spiciest Foods

Almost all food shops and restaurants in Neopia offer spicy food for those gourmet eaters willing enough to try some tongue burners...

by darkobsession
10 Tips on How to Properly Customize Your Neopets!

Customizing your Neopets can be a daunting task. There are so many wearable items out there!

by jmt_1992
What is the Plural Form of Mootix, Anyway?

"A Habitarium? But I don't own one of those. Don't they require petpetpets? Those are expensive!"

by pancakesatthedisco
Towards an Ethical Neopian Diet

I'm a pet just like you, and I want to talk to you about what's on your plate.

by gyda37
A Guide for Effective Neomail Applications

Keeping it brief is the name of the game when it comes to neomail applications.

by paws265
 
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I'm a pet just like you, and I want to talk to you about what's on your plate. You may not have spent much time thinking about this yet, so don't worry if it's frightening right now. Several years ago, I was like you might be: I'd never thought about where my food came from or the idea that I should take anything into consideration...



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The Chosen One
It was dark, that she could tell, but as she tried to reach up to touch her face but the whispers and gasps that followed made her freeze. There were other people? Why couldn't she see them?

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The Peach Tree
She set her pail down carefully on the rusted garden table. Perfumed mallows, lilacs, and white daffodils surrounded her, budding in neat rows...

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Worth Fighting For: Part Two
He'd been in wilderness survival situations before, on other worlds. The only thing different about this was that it was only him this time, no troops to command...

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Brothers: Part One
Kanuah, a black Lupe, walked in. "Dayith's gone."

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An Air Faerie Says...
I'm waiting...

by pancakesatthedisco

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The Travels and Trails of a Sponge
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