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How To Make A Personal 50k A Day Game Guide

Depending on how easy games are for you AND the current ratios for each individual game, your 50k a day guide could provide you with games that take you 30 minutes or less to complete...

by sylanne
Creative Ways To Use Your FFQs!

Needing help and some good advice, I wandered over to the Help Neoboard and asked them for their unconventional opinions as to what I should do with this precious FFQ.

by indulgences
A Complex Guide To The Wheel of Mediocrity

This Wheel isn't exciting. But like every other Wheel, this has prizes.

by hydro_thunder001
The Journey to Find the Origin of Relic Pets

Where did Relic pets come from?

by jahangir201
Guide to Becoming A Better Neopian Citizen

I'm here with a guide to turn your frown upside down!

by kaitlinhoneybee
Pound Chat Terminology

Out of all the different neoboards in existence, it is said that the Pound Chat -- PC for short -- is the most confusing of them all.

by alexakame
Conversing With Armin the Small

Have you ever wondered how Neopia's most renowned Bori feels about his partnership?

by dustinismine
Choosing Your Shop's Location

Choose the perfect location for your newly opened -- or not-so-newly opened -- Neopian shop.

by moldier
 
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Pound Chat Terminology



Out of all the different neoboards in existence, it is said that the Pound Chat -- PC for short -- is the most confusing of them all. Why, what with the dozens of abbreviations and acronyms, it's more than enough to scare any newcomers away! This guide was made in hopes of helping you overcome those fears. Here you will find the most common terminology of the Pound Chat...



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The Ghost Aisha
During dark, stormy nights there's only one place in Neovia where one can find some warmth, company and a glass of cider: the Twilight Tavern.

by martia_elior

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Of Reality, Of Repugnancy
For what was perhaps the longest moment of her life, the child could not speak, could not do anything but simply stare at her surroundings, mouth agape.

by ladylifeless

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Rogue and Rover: Part One
"Kanrik!"

He looked up and smiled at the sound of that familiar voice. "Hannah!"

by saphira_27


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Agent of the Sway: Induction - Part Two
There were state of the art security systems protecting every single floor and not once in the fifteen years or so since the building's construction had it ever been breached.

This of course didn't fill Clayton with a great deal of confidence...

by herdygerdy


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Closet Space?
I can't find my shoes!

by pinkgnome722

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Don't Misuse Your FFQ
*facepalm*

by cici00102



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