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	Best and Worst Toys for Babies Vanellope and I are here to help you find out what toys are ok or not ok for baby neopets to play with. by vslats
	Neopia's Hidden Languages There are so many secret languages to learn about in Neopia. Why not see how many you recognise? by chavo_guerrero
	A Neopian's Guide to Draiks Draiks are lovely little dragons, and are hatched through Draik eggs, which come in a multitude of colors, like basic colors, ice, pirate, and even zombie! But they're certainly not easy to get, and even harder to take care of! by bencat52
	Mysteries of the Colors: Baby Pteris This little darling utilizes the magic of the Baby color to change into a sweet little egg form. by icyowl
	Reasons to Speed-Train into the Secret Ninja School Do you think the Secret Ninja School is only for super strong pets and it's too early for you to think about it? Well, that's not true. Idea by silly_mistake by chrystal_218
	Inexpensive Wearables for the Everyday Neopian You'll be paying the price; the cheapest price, that is! by crymetothemoon
	Assessing Assignment 53 If you fail, the commander will begin to practice his singing, and trust me, NO ONE wants to hear that... So pay attention! Also by justlilly by moocowalex
	Cybunny Carnival: 10 Playful Cybunny Inspired Items Here are some Cybunny inspired gift suggestions to celebrate this special occasion! by chomby_fanatic2
	Confessions of an Auction Sniper Finally, just one minute left! There is a flurry of bids, but you are always one-step ahead... by mandyguido
	10 Ways to Support Your Faction Move onward to the brightness that's ahead of you and put this loss behind you! by chestnuttiger787

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"Righting the Moral Order of the Universe" by oseyeris
As I have been reminding my owner all day, I am supposed to be having a vacation that is worth writing a report about. Instead of doing that, we had a disagreement about my allowance and now I'm trying to think of a clever way to write a report about nothing. Let me start...

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Righting the Moral Order of the Universe
As I have been reminding my owner all day, I am supposed to be having a vacation that is worth writing a report about. Instead of doing that, we had a disagreement about my allowance and now I'm trying to think of a clever way to write a report about nothing.

by oseyeris

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Deception: A Report Within a Report
Ah, the fabulous Neopian Times Headquarters. I have safely stationed myself outside the east window on the first floor.

Also by acrossthemultiverse

by secant

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Uncertainty: Part Three
Flicker couldn't stand it anymore. He sat up, giving up on sleep altogether. He needed to calm his mind somehow.

by blueys45

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Defender of Neopia - Tyranny of The Doctor: Part Three
"You know each other?" Keenomarci gave a sceptical look at them both.

"Not officially." He adjusted his collar. "You're a tough Grundo to track down, Gorix."

by kinokiro

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Budding Trouble - Part 1
Her thumb ended up being more of a periwinkle after the Cloud Paint Brush.

by jupebox

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Ax3: Antennae
Ever wondered why Aishas have antennae?

by merlotic

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