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	My First Day as a Neopian Confessions of my first days at Neopets. :) by century_gothic
	The Super Smart Snot Splatter Strategy Snot Splatter is a puzzle/strategy game. Since Meuka likes to put other Neopets passing the Haunted Woods in a sticky situation, you had better play this game to end his tyranny. by bartdrunkeys
	Living a Lie: The Story of the Imposter Apple No longer will you remotely question the strange happenings that must be about when you pluck a mask-wearing orange from Bart's pail. All your answers are here. by fluffywoy
	The Greatest Mysteries of Neopia Some questions that will make you think... by mypetsandi
	Unusual Foods: Soups It's a cold, snowy wintry day in Neopia. You're chilled despite your thick coat and scarf. After a day of errands, all you want to do is find something warm to eat. What could be greater than a steaming bowl of soup? by ripplestream850
	This Means War Raid me once, shame on you, raid me twice, this means war. by carrotbreath
	Habitarium: Let's Rock your Role! Imagine yourself walking around a pile of grassy land together with little cute critters... by rheiv_16
	Top Ten Villains of 2010 by Dr. Frank L. Sloth As a concerned citizen of Neopia, I, Dr. Frank L. Sloth, have compiled a list of the Top Ten Most Successful, and Therefore Secretive, Villains in recent Neopia history for your safety. by jayceedee
	Safe as Houses: Neopia Survival Guide How to protect your Neohome from Dr. Sloth, Zombies and Asparagus Chias. by darkdandy
	How to be a Hero--The Right Way! If you're building a library (personal, public, demonic, etc.) and you decide not to use the conveniently-already-existing Draiky Decimal System, PLEASE create an index of how your books are organized, and post this index in a convenient location. Also by rfrchompchomp by yami_wolfwood
	Hubrid Nox: Evil Mastermind, OR A NEOPIAN TREASURE?! I thought I'd go in a bit of a different direction this time: revealing the softer side of some of Neopia's supposed 'villains'. by zirr

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Neopia Survival Guide

Neopia is not the land of merely Faerie Cakes and Rainbow Lollipops. Welcome to my guide to surviving the evils in this land of ours. I, for one, believe in vigilance at all times. So how does one combat evil? Well, it all starts with your Neohome. Yes, those pretty little Neohomes you made in Faerieland with Uni Wallpaper. What you need is fortification. Make it your New Years Resolution. It will be easier and far more rewarding to keep to as opposed to trying to avoid the Chocolate Factory...

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The Wheel of Glory: Part Three
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The Page's Promise: Part One
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Spoofle: Awhh Sweetheart
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