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Trading Points

Sometimes, it just isn't enough to say you have a pet up for trade.

by unmerited
Alternative Ways to Make Neopoints

Although they are not as effective and fast as playing lots of games and spending hours in the shops every day, I have come up with means to earn plenty of NP on a daily basis.

by sakura_tokito
Mystery Island Exploration – Aquatic Fauna

Today, we are going to dive into the unexplored depths of the lakes and seas around Mystery Island!

by petitehirondelline
Reflections of a Modern Neopian

How much have I missed, bundled in my perfect world of shortcuts?

by sofaloaf
Which Neopet Are You?

Which Neopet best suits you?

by ghostgirl777
Earning the Dungeon Dash Trophy

Your aim is to help AAA and Abigail navigate their way out of the dungeons...

Also written by prae

by pinkandprecious

Teams of The Altador Cup

Need help deciding which team to join for the AC? Reading this article might help!

by 0o_lionheart_o0
Altador Cup III

Aren't you going to cheer and applaud? SHOW ME SOME TEAM SPIRIT, YOU USELESS SACK OF MARROWS.

by kiwipaw
Other Ways to Participate in the Altador Cup

Even if gaming is out of the question for you, there's no need to feel left out. The Altador Cup is for everyone to enjoy...

by poissonneondn
 
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"I Am Vira" by cool247lala
"AHH! It's Vira! Run before she makes you look in one of her evil mirrors!" The Uni ran as fast as she could, streaking past Vira's home. Vira sighed. She got that a lot, even though she had never made a Neopet mutant. The other Neopet, a Quiggle, looked nervously at her as she glanced at him. She sighed, annoyed. "Go home," she said. "If you've come to gaze at the freak show, visiting hours are over." The Quiggle blushed red...




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A Different Kind of Egg
"I've never heard of a grey Draik egg before!"

by kayzee_vs_world

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The Importance of Coffee
He coughed quietly and then said, "It's four in the morning, Mum. Why do you need money?"

by madalyn876

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Memoirs of a Reluctant Villain: Part Three
I had forgotten, in all my pain, that we were trained to do just that. Sloth arched an eyebrow at me, following my thoughts...

by sweetie_butterfly

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A Tale From Long Ago: Part Two
"There are two people in the kingdom who are loyal to me, you and Chazra." She smiled wryly...

by sarah24hd

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The Class of '08 Part Fourteen
You are required to...

by _dead_meat_x_

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Life's Cruel Wishes
Jelly Jelly Jelly. ^^

by shadin_the_flame



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