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Your Neoboard Personality!

Who knew that so much of Neopian culture could be encompassed in just 20 questions about the Neoboards?

by indulgences
Ancient Medicine

Reasons to visit the old Ruki of Shenkuu...

by niebelheimkonto
How To Survive The Neoboards

There are certain things about the Neoboards that every good Neopian should know.

by loomi7
How to Bathe a Kadoatie

The first step is premeditation—er, I mean, preparation.

by resurrectedwarrior
10 Reasons Why Your Pet Should Be Mutant

They might seem gruesome and evil, but some of the kindest pets I've met were---yes, Mutant.

by ishachapurplepup10
Not Just Your "Average" Abode

Do neohomes really matter? How can anyone POSSIBLY win the Neohome Spotlight? Well, let me tell you...

by flamesbball
Confiserie's Dictionary

Are you new to Neopets and don't have the lingo down yet? Or are you in need of a refresher course? Either way, my dictionary will do the trick.

by confiserie
How to Build a Spotlight Worthy Gallery

Maybe you have admired the lovely trophy that comes with winning the Spotlight. It is quite shiny and pretty, isn't it?

by jillian3_3
The 10 Best (and Cheapest) Pieces of Furniture

I'm here today interviewing one of Neopia's finest furniture collectors, Alabaster Chesterdrawers.

by flying_tigre
Dungeon Dash: Race for a Better Score!

You can control either AAA or Abigail and help them escape Roothless and the dungeon!

by gooie629
What To Get With 150 NC

It's always good to remember that what you'd love to wear isn't always what your pet would love to wear.

by nonexist
 
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"Behind the Smile" by nancy_drew_obsessed
I led her out the door and down the street to the boards. They were conveniently only three blocks away. I walked inside, then chose the door marked 'List of Smilies.' As I strolled through the door, I was met with cage upon cage piled with smilies. There was a cage filled with evil red smilies with fangs...




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Reintegration
Two Grundos in white coats were standing in front of him. One was holding a clipboard. Sloth smiled. Victims.

by spoonguardonline

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Jhudora's Mistake
So she chose to work behind the Tower, the place where Queen Fyora sold rare items. No one would look for her there...

by brightheart250

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The Lost Tomb of Coltzan: Part Three
Helyn the Angelpuss flew across the desert as fast as her tiny wings could carry her...

by paintedpets4ever

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Lost Memories: Part Four
"What was that?" He looked around, his eyes adjusting to the darkness. A tiny Albat was staring at him from the other side...

by zafaracutie4

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Test Your Strength
Think you can hit the top?

Concept by flying_tree

by m3rcuri


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The Bunker
The tank is now full. The weirdness tank, any how.

by hubadawaha



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