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	Your Neoboard Personality! Who knew that so much of Neopian culture could be encompassed in just 20 questions about the Neoboards? by indulgences
	Ancient Medicine Reasons to visit the old Ruki of Shenkuu... by niebelheimkonto
	How To Survive The Neoboards There are certain things about the Neoboards that every good Neopian should know. by loomi7
	How to Bathe a Kadoatie The first step is premeditation—er, I mean, preparation. by resurrectedwarrior
	10 Reasons Why Your Pet Should Be Mutant They might seem gruesome and evil, but some of the kindest pets I've met were---yes, Mutant. by ishachapurplepup10
	Not Just Your "Average" Abode Do neohomes really matter? How can anyone POSSIBLY win the Neohome Spotlight? Well, let me tell you... by flamesbball
	Confiserie's Dictionary Are you new to Neopets and don't have the lingo down yet? Or are you in need of a refresher course? Either way, my dictionary will do the trick. by confiserie
	How to Build a Spotlight Worthy Gallery Maybe you have admired the lovely trophy that comes with winning the Spotlight. It is quite shiny and pretty, isn't it? by jillian3_3
	The 10 Best (and Cheapest) Pieces of Furniture I'm here today interviewing one of Neopia's finest furniture collectors, Alabaster Chesterdrawers. by flying_tigre
	Dungeon Dash: Race for a Better Score! You can control either AAA or Abigail and help them escape Roothless and the dungeon! by gooie629
	What To Get With 150 NC It's always good to remember that what you'd love to wear isn't always what your pet would love to wear. by nonexist

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"Behind the Smile" by nancy_drew_obsessed
I led her out the door and down the street to the boards. They were conveniently only three blocks away. I walked inside, then chose the door marked 'List of Smilies.' As I strolled through the door, I was met with cage upon cage piled with smilies. There was a cage filled with evil red smilies with fangs...

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Of Magnets and Mayhem
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The Zap that Changed it All: Part Four
He looked up and saw his captor for the first time. It was a red Usul. She was walking quickly, the cage held firmly in her grasp...

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L00py - Springy Eyes
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Arbitrary: Customation Woes
You're out of season, Gigi...

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