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Customisation Conundrum: To Dung or Not to Dung

One item has caused controversy since the customisation program has been created.

Co-written by petitehirondelline

by mazoku_kuiin

Guide to Successful Training and Weaponry by Boost

Alisha breaks down boost fighting, old skool style. Boost all the way! *insert rocker sign here*

by alisha_119
More Neopian Book Reviews

Care of Chias: How to fry, bake, and season your Chia to perfection. No, really, it's good for their skin.

by qazx301
Perplexing Puzzles: A Guide

Puzzles just never get the recognition they deserve. Often, they are seen as too easy or too hard. Here is a showcase of the Top Ten puzzles to play...

by lizzex8
The Future of Customization: Fashion Shows?

Customization. It has revolutionized the way pets are dressed.

by yellow_apple873
How to Make Good Screenshots

Above all else, you must use your common sense, and be creative.

by weaponstar
How to Keep the Rickety Boat Afloat

Goals, especially setting them, help a great deal when trying to get to where you want to.

by love_charmed
What Shopkeeper are YOU?

See which shopkeeper best fits your personality!

by evangeline_marie
Meepits - World Conquerors with "Adorable Buckteeth"

Meepits are indeed dangerous creatures.

by serissa98
Dueling Quills: Usuki vs. Quiguki

"Usuki are so disgustingly pink and girly! I may be a girl but I can't stand that pinkness! Quiguki are so much better."

Also by nativsis

by yoyote

Feeding Picky Meepits: A Guide to Meepit Juice Break

Meepits are picky little creatures! They will drink anything, but they really love the juice that matches their own color.

by faithstarlite
 
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You know those screenies where a 30+ month old account is asking a "newbie" question, and the age and text are outlined in a dumbstruck red? How about the ones where some spammer is claiming to be a celebrity, but they can't even spell "their" name? Have you seen the screenies of overpriced items on the Trading Post that are all too common? Avoid these if you don't want your reader to fall asleep. Certainly, someone who has encountered Neopian screenies for the very first time could well find them amusing, but...



Other Stories


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The Lupe Who Didn't Eat Chias
"Dude, look inside your lunch. You must be like, the luckiest Lupe in the world..."

by x_unlucky

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Appearances Aren't Everything
"Oh yum," she thought. "More soggy Omelettes. If only Jelly World existed. Then I could at least have a dessert..."

by heroed

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Masks and Roses: Part Nine
"I've come to get you, Mum," Kat replied, stepping inside. She gestured back towards Eira. "My... friend's... been helping me..."

by chocolateisamust

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Masquerades: Part Two
Deirdre leaned back in her bench and folded her arms as she glared at him indignantly. "It's times like this that I really wish I wasn't your secretary, sir..."

by punctuation_ninja

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Neozxc Nonsense
At the Drawing Board

by neozxc20

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Progressive Stupidity
Hold still.

by invader_chloemew



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