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Lab Ray vs. Paint Brush

So we have the lab ray, and we have the paint brush. Both expensive and useful items, but which one is the one to use?

by _peach_tiger_
Hannah and the Ice Caves for Beginners

If you are new to Hannah and the Ice Caves, are a little confused, or are considering playing the game for the first time, then this guide is most definitely for you!

by mistoffelees_cat
The Argument of a Anti-Sloth

We all know that Dr. Sloth is the unquestionable ruler of the universe and will conquer Neopia sooner or later. So why then are there some who oppose him?

Also by jamesuk2

by azellica

Finding Your Forte

Well, here it is, a guide to finding out what you want to do with your account! As the title says, this is for finding your forte on Neopets and exercising it to the extreme.

by spidrgrrl2004
The Truth About Guilds

Now listen carefully, my friend, for what I have to say may save you and your owner from destruction...

by elegon
How Do I Keep My Snow Petpet From Melting?

Are your Snow Petpets constantly melting? Are you just tired of spending Neopoints just for another one? This guide will give you tips on how to keep your Snow Petpets alive and well!

by shell_girl50006
10 Ways to Strain your Brain

For all of you people who love to give your cranium a workout, hold on to your hats for 10 Brain-Straining Neopian Games...

by maryxchoo
The Neopets Team's Evil Little Minions

Whether these little spy-minions were neopets, petpets, evil fuzzles or otherwise, nobody knew... until now.

by magical_anabeil
Sentry of the Haunted Woods - Brain Tree Interview

Brain Tree: YES! COMMENCE THIS INTERVIEW AT ONCE, FOR MY PATIENCE GROWS THIN!

by tonberry206
Deserted Guilds?

Of course, if there aren't any members, nobody will join your conversation on the Message Board and nobody will participate in nice things you set up in your guild...

by doortje325
The Guide to Brilliant Breakfasts!

The only way to a great start of the day is if you have a brilliant breakfast. If you can’t decide what to have, read this guide and you will enjoy your mornings forever more!

by eihpos95
 
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"Sweet Dreams" by gryphani
Several robots were walking their beats as automatic sentries. Above the Grundo was a smooth sphere of otherworldly gel, giving off a green radioactive luminescence. Her fearful eyes turned back to the figure in front of her. In his hand he held a beaker of a bubbling, putrid-smelling, disgusting green substance with flakes of nauseous yellow drifting in it...




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Skydiving Without a Parachute
"We're going to the Ray, now!" Kayla called into the house...

by mormongirlbyu

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Pretzel
Mum didn't even look up from the book she was reading, sprawled on the bed with candy wrappers littered all over the bed. "More chocolate pretzels." Sana let out a little sigh...

by lightninglover34

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Getting Rid of the Grey: Part Two
Going through the portal was the oddest sensation! thought Mellie as she tumbled out on to a cloud. As she got up and smoothed her fur...

by lili483

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A Quest Unlike Any Other: Part Four
Milk stopped laughing long enough to squirt some soap suds at the Huggy, which immediately loosened its grip and looked at her in disgust...

by toffee_choc

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Paint Brush Mayhem
This is just weird...

by pink_kitty16

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The Callahan Files
What could be taking so long?

by caloriemuncher



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