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Yes, Everything Really Is Better With Chocolate!

Chocolate is universally loved by many. Collab with notooryous

by cibola
Trying Seven Cocoas From Around Neopia

You might think trying seven hot chocolates would be excessive, maybe repetitive... Collab with michelelee24

by chrisy_chan
Top 5 Best and Worst Lands for Chocolate Neopets

So, it’s the Chocolate Ball and you’ve been inspired to adopt a sweet pal of your own…

by singingroses
A Chocolate for Every Neopian

In Neopia, there’s a chocolate perfect for any occasion, and perhaps for every Neopian too...

by lornsky
The Ultimate Guide to Pairings on Chocolate Ball Day

Chef Diéje Rhombus shows the best pairing options on the Chocolate Ball Day

by cosmonauta
A Survival Guide to the Annual Chocolate Ball

Your essential guide to survive a night full of adventures, chaos and one very tempting chocolate fountain

by cranberyyy
What's Your Favorite Chocolate?

Have you ever wondered, “What is that famous Neopian’s favourite chocolate”? Maybe not, but today all your questions (even the ones you haven’t asked at all) will be answered!

by wallks
How to Reap the Sweetest Benefits from Chocolate

It’s the month of Gathering, and for Neopians, the event of the season is the Annual Chocolate Ball.

by jackie247
 
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"The Chocolate Ball: Society's Sweetest Scandals" by crwarrior7
Dearest Reader, The invitations have begun to arrive. As always, the Chocolate Ball has caused quite a stir among Neopia's most distinguished citizens. Though the guest list remains a closely guarded secret, that has done very little to prevent speculation. Indeed, one might think that every Neopian in the land has suddenly become an expert in reading the expressions of others, judging by the number of citizens whispering in corners and pretending not to be interested. Naturally, I would never encourage gossip. I merely report what I hear. The Featherwingtons Are Making an Appearance If there is one family that has made their intentions particularly clear this season, it is the Featherwingtons. Mrs. Featherwington and her daughters have been spotted at nearly every social gathering of consequence in recent weeks. Charity events, garden parties, exhibitions, luncheons—you name it, the Featherwingtons have attended it. Mrs. Featherwington insists that her family simply enjoys being sociable. How fortunate, then, that they always seem to find themselves standing near the most influential Neopians in attendance. One wonders whether their enthusiasm for social gatherings will finally earn them the invitations they so desperately desire. I suspect Mrs. Featherwington has already selected her daughters' gowns, although whether her daughters have done enough to earn an invitation is another matter entirely. The Bridgertails Needn't Worry The Bridgertails, meanwhile, appear to have no such concerns. An established family with impeccable...




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And a Cherry On Top
Another day, another crash, as a steel mixing bowl filled with white frosting clattered on the ground, the Chocolate Lutari who dropped it cringing in embarrassment.

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Terror-Misu Mountain
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by greencheese79

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Team Sloth Returns
One by one The Red Cells, the thick reinforced doors slid sideways with heavy metallic groans.

by lavo0810

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Artefact Hunters: Ikimono's Mirror
Hanso felt a strange blend of impatience and trepidation as the wagon inched its way into the main city.

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Belle of the Ball
Reject decorum, consume chocolate!

by winner19955

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