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5 Items in Celebration of the 105(0)th NT Issue

As the month of Sleeping slowly passes us by and we reach the cusp of the month of Awakening, another special edition of the Neopian Times is here for all of Neopia to celebrate!

by lynnrules118108
So, You’re Going to Adopt a Weewoo?

Collab with surging & moomy_x

by halondrus
A Guide to Picking the Perfect Quill

*caw* *caw* *cluck* *squawk* Whoops! *clears throat* Apologies for that. For a second, I was accidentally speaking in Weewoo. Collab with shenkuun

by tylerhuyser
Why Creativity is the Heart of Neopia

The older I get, the less time I have to make art. Yet, when I log into Neopets every day, creativity is still the heart of everything I do.

by ultimatekai123
Top 10 Favourite Neopian Pastimes

As a fellow Neopian, I did not think that when I was 7 years old that I’d be logging in twenty-plus years later to find myself side by side amongst old and new friends. Collab with perfect

by kisses
The Wonderfully Wacky Weewoo Quiz!

It's once again that time of year when the Weewoos, as the resident mascot for the Neopian Times, come out in droves to sing their song for another special milestone issue!

by magyk4
Weewoo Watching: A Guide to the 10 Rarest Weewoos

If you’ve been playing Neopets for as long as I have, you’ve most likely already made it past your quarter-life crisis and moved on to less traumatic hobbies. Collab with goosesticks & cibola

by notooryous
The White Weewoo's 10 Tips for Emerging Writers

To say that The White Weewoo is an expert on all things related to The Neopian Times would be an understatement.

by prettyobscure
 
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"To Soar Without Wings" by qeenoneo
Being a Weewoo in modern Neopian society is no easy feat; many who have desired soaring to great heights beyond their realistic capabilities have come crashing down before they even got a taste of true success. Weewoo’s can, and have, accomplished many wonderful things through the ages. This does not mean that those around them, whether family or friend, had not consistently doubted their abilities due to their appearance. Just because Weewoo’s don’t have wings does not mean that they can’t be a functioning part of society. No matter what Neopians say or how little they think we can achieve, it has always been my life’s ambition to prove all of them wrong. The Academy of Excellence is renowned for the subjects it offers students of all species, no matter their origin, colour, experience or ambitions. There is something there for everybody, the only downside being the enormous amount of Neopoints it takes to guarantee a spot within their curriculum. I was very lucky to be a part of a select few Petpets whose Neopets had already enrolled in the academy, meaning we also got the opportunity to not only accompany them, but also enroll in our own courses. I was so excited I felt elevated, which cannot otherwise be possible since I don’t have any wings!




Other Stories


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Headstones & Ink: Reports of a Lenny Recorder
The name Talborus P. Quakely was recovered from a headstone in Neovia Graveyard, 2nd Quadrant, Grave A4. Historical archives searched...

by drziggs

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Case #1050: The Missing Manuscript
The Neopian Times office was bustling with excitement. The 1050th issue of the beloved newspaper was just days away, and the editor-in-chief, the famously taut Penny Pages, had expected it to be their best yet. Collab with qlobal & bunchanumbas

by funny_haha_funny

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The Dream Quest: Eternity
Dmria folded her arms and surveyed the two Neopians before her: Solanza, her beloved sister, looking tired yet triumphant, and the single most haggard and filthy creature she had ever laid eyes on.

by ellienib

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The End of Neopia
Larry the Striped Shoyru tossed his 21 NP into Neopia Central's Wishing Well, whispering his dream into the echoing tunnel as he did. A mystical light shone briefly...

by tcg81191

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The Orange
Inspired by the poem by Wendy Cope.

by nucular_dude

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Deadline Day: Neopian Times 50th Edition
Easy-peasy! Collab with titilona & ras2193

by azucena46



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