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Ellsworth's List of Neopia's Top Parties

As the esteemed host of the Neopies, Neopia’s premier award show, you might say I’ve received my fair share of party invitations...

by tylerhuyser
10 Reasons Why Game Avatars Aren't That Bad

Game avatars. A common nightmare for Neopians far and wide.

by midnightsmores
The Bravery to Put Pen to Paper

You’re reading this and saying to yourself...

by lunaticrave
Here's To Another 25 - An Interview

Founded in 1999, Neopets is truly one of the most iconic games of all time. The fact that it has lasted for 25 years is a testimony to that.

by amplificationsseasy
Tips for Writing for Special Issues

Every 25th issue. The ones that give you that rare avatar. You know the ones I mean...

by rayoceanweaver
Extra Cheesy Cheddar Crisps: The Knock-off Version

Now I don't know about you, but I really enjoy a nice crunchy, salty, cheesy snack while reading the latest issue...

by bubble_gum_girl182
A Sloth Fan's Rating of Neopia's Villainy

Hello Neopians, Kreludorians and Space Station residents alike, and welcome to this very first entry in the Neopia Central Almost Official Sloth Fan Committee Newsletter! Collab with betti666

by shikieiki
Ranking 25 Best Puns Across Neopia

We think everybody can appreciate a good pun, no matter how...Collab with venturecaptalist

by dancerchickemily
 
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"Can’t You See Me?" by l0000000l
”Butterscotch Latte and Sour Melon Pie for Novaic,” the Coffee Cave owner called out above the mild chatter and mellow music ringing throughout the café. Novaic’s ears perked up at the sound of his name and bounced on over. “That would be me! Thanks, Boss,” Novaic grinned. “And thanks for the discount, too! I’ll be sure to promote your shop to all of my friends.” The Yellow Shoyru scoffed and provided an exaggerated eye roll. “As if you and your group of friends don’t stop by every other day trying to haggle prices with me. Speaking of, is it just you, I have to deal with today? Are your friends a no-show again?” Novaic sputtered over his caffeinated beverage before defensively exclaiming, “Boss! You know I’m your favourite customer. Besides, I’m the only one who actually made the trip over here instead of wasting all my Neopoints on Dice-A-Roo just to catch a glimpse of King Roo.” The Boss smiled fondly at Noavic’s little pout. “Alright, alright. Drown your sorrows by taking a bite of that pie I know you love.” Almost instantly, Novaic’s eyes seemed to glisten as he quickly picked up his fork and went on to devour the delectable treat. For a brief moment, it seemed as...




Other Stories


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A Weewoo's Delivery Day
"The crisp smell of ink and paper filled the air as another morning at the Neopian Times office began. Neopets rushed around, sipping their coffees and skimming their notepads..."

by maddie_bangz

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Help! My Stamp Is Stuck!
"A single bead of sweat dripped down Sunny the Scorchio’s forehead. It should have been more, but for the past six hours..."

by erduoduo

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A Meerca's Mission
“Matatat,” he said. She extended her paw, so he hesitantly reached out and shook it. She had a strong, firm grip. “A pleasure to meet you.” Chuychu took a careful look at him, her head slightly tilted.

by weakestlink33

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Thieves Alike
"The acorn wobbled back and forth a moment before rolling into the tall grass. Her lips tightened in frustration. Though the faint chuckling from her brother behind her wasn't helping, she didn't let it dampen her spirits..." Thumbnail by twillieblossom

by greencheese79

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Too Much Celebrating
So much to celebrate...Collab with silly_mistake

by emaciate

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Sculpting a New Idea
Oh! I've got it! Collab with idcjazmin & nscangel

by togepwi



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