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Issue: 1002 | 23rd day of Awakening, Y26 |
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 | Neopia's Most Iconic PetpetsMiss Prickles here switching things up just a little bit! Instead of my usual Best and Worst Dressed list, for this edition of the Neopian Times, I am focusing on the best accessory of all: Petpets.
by spukl1 |  | The Best (and Worst) Places to Sleep!*Yawns* Welcome to a very sleepy guide on the best (and worst) places to sleep! This article was written during the Month of Sleeping for maximum sleepiness, but I believe naps are an all-year-round type of thing.
by aka892 |  | A Ranking of the Best Neopies PrizesThe twelfth annual Neopies are upon us and it’s time for us to vote for the best of everything from the previous year throughout Neopia.
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by tamimarieb |  | An Interview with Ellsworth, Host of the NeopiesIt’s the Month of Awakening, and you know what that means: it’s awards season! Unless you’ve been living under a Mossy Rock, you’ll know that the Neopies – hosted by none other than Ellsworth the Elephante – are in full swing.
by spikegalactic2000 |  | How to Help the Neopets Community this YearWith the start of a new year, many people sit down to set goals for the upcoming twelve months. I’ve always been a goal-oriented person. I love making lists and checking off tiny accomplishments in each area of my life.
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"Daring Dailies" by neopartia
It was another beautiful morning on Mystery Island, Benji thought to himself happily as he popped his folding chair open on the golden sand with a grand flourish. He’d discovered this spot a few months ago - the perfect stretch of sand just barely verging on the edge of Geraptiku, far away from the more inviting beaches that attracted tourists. The Mutant Kacheek slipped on a pair of sunglasses and jabbed a bendy straw into his orange juice box before settling happily into his beach chair for a little nap. It was nice to feel his toes in the sand and the sun on his brain. Not as nice as he’d thought, actually…he frowned and peeked open an eye, searching for the offending cloud blocking his sun, only to find himself staring directly into a pair of shiny purple buttons. “Dancin’ Darblats!” Benji cried, jolting awake with such a start that his lawn chair collapsed on him. His squished juice box dribbled sadly into the sand. A familiar guffaw came from between the purple buttons. “Did I scare ya?” asked the Burlap Kau. “No, Wybie, you caught me using a new exercise machine - the tail cruncher,” Benji said sarcastically, then realised his mistake just a second too late. “How does it work?” Wybie asked earnestly. He didn’t exactly ‘get’ sarcasm. “Don’t worry about it - it’s a trade secret, patent pending,” Benji grumbled. “Why are you here?” “I was looking for you! I thought —
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Before their final task, Annie still had to collect snow from the top of Terror Mountain. Her partner in that journey would be Izzrin, and Annie could tell from the get-go that she wasn’t enthusiastic about the trip.
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