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Kayla and the Mortog King

"Your Majesty," Kayla proclaimed proudly from her workbench, "I've completed a new potion!"

by schefflera
A First, A Forever

The rain began just after Fae went to bed.

by silverskinwolf
Round and Round

"Let's do something fun today!" said Miraculin at the breakfast table...

by vendince
Of Times Gone By

"You mean you weren't always yellow?" she inquires, one ear drooping slightly.

by gammock
The Kad Who Cried Woof

Siyana sighed. Of all the things that had to be wrong with her, it had to be not being able to say "mew".

by jessijenni
The Slushie Slinger

The buzz in the air at Altador was positively contagious. Plooshpluff waited in line at the docks...

by frosted_chooch
The Haunted Woods Fan Club Meets

"Now, on to official business. As all of you are likely aware, Autrey Fulse will not be returning this year."

by butterfly_girl_22
The Worth of a Red Quiggle

She isn't even painted. Just a plain red Quiggle.

by uberdancingdolphin
The Fishing Garden

Everyone knows there are certain items in Neopia commonly considered junk.

by qidditchpixie
Writer's Block and Petpet Talk

"Oh, never mind. I mean, you're just a petpet, you can't really help me. Petpets can't even talk!"

by almostcasandra
 
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A Charming Guide to Piper Panic
Your object in this game is to hit each of the baskets exactly once...

by kuroge

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What Kind of Coffee Are You?
So, I love coffee. You love coffee. Sloth loves coffee! But what kind of coffee do you love the most?

by autotune

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Coltzan IV and the Not-So-Brilliant Bet: Part One
So-called Coltzan IV and his obnoxious cockiness face the ultimate test of endurance, strength, and modesty.

by meggierules2129

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Revolution Undercloud: Part Four
Sloth's eyes glittered and he abruptly stopped laughing. "You," he pointed at Cipher, "are to sabotage the potion."

by tealnova_dragon

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Angelic-ness
Improvising

by mary_flower_ladybug

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We All Scream For Ice... Skeith?
Yum!

Concept by alymarcas

by chikolina




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