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A Typical Day In The Life Of An Enslaved Grundo

"T'KAR!!! I DO NOT PAY YOU TO LAZE AROUND!! REPORT TO THE BRIDGE – WITH MY SLIPPERS – IMMEDIATELY!!"

by greyskyline
Grundos, Rocks, and Other Things

He was loaded into the orange Grundo's slingshot, and suddenly found himself airborne. If he had had eyes, he would have closed them, very tightly.

by crazy_holly_ii
Long Nights

So with nowhere else to turn... I worked for Dr. Sloth. And sometimes... things just went wrong.

by child_dragon
The Ruby Chest

"I'm leaving today, Tunqar, with the crew. We're gonna explore Neopia. I've been looking forward to it for months, but now..."

by fluorescency
Space

When you walk into your younger sibling's room and find it replaced by something called "Mission Control", the only rational explanation is that you're still dreaming.

by randomsilliness
Worth a Thousand Words

She had no name. Nobody outside a cage spoke to her except Dr. Death and Rose.

by kittengriffin
Biography of a Villain: Dr. Frank Sloth

The line between villain and hero has never been so thin.

by thropp
A Cracked Bottle of Sand

No one would want to pick a plain old thing like me. No one cared for what I once held, or what I used to be.

by fluffylopbunny
The Magical Faellie

"I'm trying to create a potion for the 'make your own potion' contest. It has to be original, and I'm not allowed to look at any spell or magical potion books..."

by luna4400
 
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Month of Sleeping



It's the Month of Sleeping! So what am I going to write about, I wonder? Those things you sleep in... BEDS. Yes, this is a bed review. A selection of beds I am going to find and sleep in (and depending on how good Neopia's beds are, I could be doing that for a while) and then tell you all about. I just hope you guys will stay awake long enough to read it...



Other Stories


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Dirty (and/or Explosive) Jobs of the Games Room
These poor hardworking Neopets have become forgotten. They do the jobs nobody notices, yet without them, the Games Room could never function.

by kateee366

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Dr. Frank Sloth: An Interview
Don't run and hide, little minion, I have a story to tell about Neopian Domination V2010.

by xilimirg

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Mirror, Mirror!: Part Four
She'd come a long way and had seen a lot of things as a Double Agent, a spy, and a thief, but nothing so much chilled her as this sight.

by shelbymcb85

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Hearts of Fire: Part One
She crept into one of the narrow corridors of the Virtupets Space Station. The only light came from the intermittent blinks of the status buttons...

by saphira_27

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Battle Potatoes: The Sweet Life of Faeries
Persistance is the motto of any good moocher- I mean Faerie!!

Idea by megaamark

by ivie_outrage


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Kukai's Corny Jokes #1
What do you get when...

by uniquecat



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