Short Stories

	To Soar Without Wings Being a Weewoo in modern Neopian society is no easy feat; many who have desired soaring to great heights beyond their realistic capabilities have come crashing down before they even got a taste of true success. Collab with da_shanuka & a_panda_bear by qeenoneo
	How Issue 1050 Almost Missed the Press The Neopian Times headquarters buzzed with a certain energy that only came around every 25 issues. by _myst_queen
	A Weewoo Rivalry "Alright, everyone, gather ‘round!” Athena called out to the mail room. “Edition 1050 is coming up. It’ll be our biggest delivery day of the year by far, so treat today’s issue as a practice run. As your head of delivery logistics, I’ll be watching closely to see who’s up to this massive task. Is that understood?” by dennykins
	The White Weewoo Attack Tt was a Friday afternoon, and Florezca the Pink Draik eagerly retrieved her delivery of the Neopian Times, hoping to enjoy the interesting pieces which had been published for Issue 1050. by _brainchild_
	The First Crabbybot Dacardia was the home of sun-drenched beaches, and it was a haven of swaying palm trees. Residents were well used to the relaxation brought by... by lavo0810
	The Real Avatar is the Friends We Made Along The Way Ragi looked at her watch. 10:50 pm. She had 10 more minutes left before the Snowager woke. by weiyannn
	Case #1050: The Missing Manuscript The Neopian Times office was bustling with excitement. The 1050th issue of the beloved newspaper was just days away, and the editor-in-chief, the famously taut Penny Pages, had expected it to be their best yet. Collab with qlobal & bunchanumbas by funny_haha_funny
	Headstones & Ink: Reports of a Lenny Recorder The name Talborus P. Quakely was recovered from a headstone in Neovia Graveyard, 2nd Quadrant, Grave A4. Historical archives searched... by drziggs

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"A Weewoo Rivalry" by dennykins
”Alright, everyone, gather ‘round!” Athena called out to the mail room. “Edition 1050 is coming up. It’ll be our biggest delivery day of the year by far, so treat today’s issue as a practice run. As your head of delivery logistics, I’ll be watching closely to see who’s up to this massive task. Is that understood?” “Yes, boss!” replied the chorus of assembled White Weewoos, with enthusiasm. Satisfied, Athena the Zafara returned to her office and closed the door, leaving the petpets to prepare for delivery. Max stood at his locker, tucked away to the side of the mail room. He put on his postal uniform and slung his delivery bag over his head and under his flightless wings. Would today be the day? He envisioned pinning the coveted Team Leader badge on himself, beaming with pride. His vision dissipated, however, when he saw the shiny gold brooch reflecting at him from Henry’s uniform instead of his own. “All good, Max? Ready to go?” Henry asked. “As ever!” Max replied with a salute, his feigned enthusiasm masking his disappointment. Each delivery of the Neopian Times had a Team Leader Weewoo. This was the Weewoo with the best delivery stats, the fastest and most accurate, who oversaw each of the other Weewoos. Theoretically, the Team Leader could change with every delivery... .

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A Guide to Picking the Perfect Quill
*caw* *caw* *cluck* *squawk* Whoops! *clears throat* Apologies for that. For a second, I was accidentally speaking in Weewoo. Collab with shenkuun

by tylerhuyser

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The White Weewoo's 10 Tips for Emerging Writers
To say that The White Weewoo is an expert on all things related to The Neopian Times would be an understatement.

by prettyobscure

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In the Margins
Tavasz blinked dazedly as the watery late afternoon sunlight managed to pierce a rare hole in the cloud cover. Her first impulse was to groan and throw her tail over her face to block out the light, but when...

by shinkoryu14

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The Heist at the Chocolate Factory.
The forests of Meridell lay wrapped in heavy fog while every tree around was fading into pale shadows. As Thoren slowed down at last...Collab with rascle90 & kikepv

by sebaspet717

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Thank You, Weewoos!
Thank YOU, readers! Collab with m_hero18 & xsimplexlovex92x

by tatyanne

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1050: Emergency?
It's the 1050th issue of the Neopian Times? 10-4, that's a copy! Collab with bbydoll_ and hannahrose__

by flames_unleashed

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