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Destiny: Part One

Gargantuan, guiltless, glistening.

Silvery, spiky, shining.

Nightmarish, nasty... knives.

For as long as he could remember, Elmist had been troubled by them, no question about it.

by sampleneopian

 
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"Trouble's Brewing" by flannelle
Deep within the macabre wetland of the Haunted Woods, hidden by the swamp gases and crooked trees shrouded in tangles of spongy moss, there was a foreboding abode that stood on the muddy river bank. Composed of rotten-looking shambles of wood, it looked like the slightest gust of wind could knock the entire residence on its side. But it was the enigmatic ixi that called this dingy shack home that really gave rise to the mysteries. Her name was Sophie, Sophie the swamp witch; and as the dark windows of her house emitted ominous flashes of glowing green light, one could only wonder… What was that wily witch up to exactly?




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A Rock in the Woods
Nadine, one young Strawberry Poogle, frowned as she looked down. All rocks in the Haunted Woods looked somewhat similar but she was sure- very, very sure- that she had seen this one before.

by i_love_cute_neos

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A Healing Cuppa
Penny walked up to the cafe and breathed a sigh of relief. She giggled as the sigh took the form of steam. She trotted in and shut the door firmly behind her.

“Not used to Terror Mountain weather, eh?” the Kougra behind the counter asked.

by racoon188


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Architecture of Neopia: Terror Mountain
Scholars of architecture must also understand that of all the lands in Neopia, the lands of Terror Mountain are some of the areas which have undergone the most dramatic architectural changes in recent years, such that modern day Terror Mountain appears almost unrecognisable from the original.

by arkwright

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A Lady's Guide to Summer Fashion
As we all know, summer tends to get hotter towards the second half of the season, and I’m here to help stay cool and fashionable this season.

by aprildewdrops

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How to Embarrass Yourself in Public
Volume 1 / 1,000,000.

by ghostie_of_the_fc

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Problems With The Magma Pool
Maybe we should be more careful next time

by ali_mac



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