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Perils of the Lab Ray: Part One

Terry wonders about his place in the household... That is, if it even is his place anymore.

by elish111
The Transfer: Part One

Ellorna strode down the street, her chitinous feet beating a confident tattoo against the cobblestones. This could be it! her footsteps seemed to say, over and over again. This could be it!

by kimssuperanimals
Chiaroscuro: Part One

Moltara has a shop that sells nothing but fantastic lights. Wonderful lamps. Extraordinary lanterns! But nothing I can afford. I'm a de-tinkerer; I make my living taking things apart...

by geniusbulb
Shad and Saura: The Secret Belowdecks - Part One

"Willing to endure fierce storms and the persecution of all kingdoms of Neopia in exchange fer a few handfuls o' dubloons?"

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl

 
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"The Lottery" by nocturnal_ned
Sadly, not everyone can win the lottery. In fact, not everyone can even afford a ticket to play the lottery. Moerio the yellow Moehog is one pet that understood that better than any other. A quiet Moehog, he often expressed his thoughts better on paper than out loud...




Other Stories


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Meepit Oaks Sanatorium: Patient 600
When I first received a neomail saying that I was needed at Meepit Oaks Sanitorium for a consultation with a particular mental patient, I had a near panic attack...

by vanessa1357924680

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Better Times
I coughed. "Is this about the thing with the turnips? Because I told you that was an accident."

by vltava

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Dodgy Dinners
I am a little concerned. Some of my Neopets (the usual gang of troublemakers) are up to something distasteful and I can hardly bear to face the truth of it. They are performing sinister acts involving innocent Edible Petpets!

by carrotopian

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Seasonal Foods of Neopia: Fruit
What is better than biting into a ripe, juicy fruit that's full of flavor? If you purchase fruits when they are in season, you'll get an even better taste!

by blessed_faerie

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Cup Coverage: Shootout Showdown
Hey, did you hear?

by gothicxmaiden

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Spooky
Weewoos through the ages!

by ghostkomorichu



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