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The Vitruvian Wizard: Part One

He didn't like it when wizards in the necromancy division began thinking – they had normally been relocated there for the express purpose of being forgotten about.

by herdygerdy
Number Five: Part One

This -- creature -- can dishearten the most noble of soldiers, shake the most evil of evil, and send chills up one's spine. He's known only by his terrible, despicable number... Five.

by sarahbunnii
 
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You see them at the Trading Posts, the Auctions and, if you're lucky, in the hands of Kauvara herself. You see them sparkle, their contents swirling with their promised colors. You nearly drool, longing to get your hands on the valuable bottles so much. What are they? Morphing Potions, of course – those amazing items that...



Other Stories


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Misadventures of a Neopian Times Reporter: IX
I was scanning the water for the avatar winning prize when I noticed something swimming in the murky depths up towards me...

by kristykimmy

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Hidden Amongst the Sands
The town had always been hidden away to avoid unnecessary dramatics, yet something was amiss.

by icesmith

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Finding Your Pet's Dream Owner
The most challenging part of putting a pet up for adoption is finding the right owner.

by moldier

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Style Guide: Bruce Day
Need an outfit for your Bruce for their special day? Look no further! This week we have special guest Kakoni Worrill!

by ilovezacandhsm

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Muckla and the Hat Hunt #1
The pursuit commences.

by lovisa966

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The Goofers - A Makeover, part 6
One should live with no regrets!

by lintsuf



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