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"Don't Be a Punchbag" by stoicjohn
"Fine, fine, I'm tired of you blocking my office door every day. Go out back and pick a fight with Punchbag Bob. You win and I'll sign you up. Let me see your weapons... SNOWBALLS!!!!! You can't beat Punchbag with... never mind. Just go do your best, kid..."

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Don't Be a Punchbag
"Fine, fine, I'm tired of you blocking my office door every day. Go out back and pick a fight with Punchbag Bob. You win and I'll sign you up."

by stoicjohn

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Unsent Again
I apologize for not writing sooner. You'll never believe how far we had to walk from Shadow Gulch in order to get to the bottom of the Case of the Haunted Woods' Eternal Sunshine, or at least that's what Mipsy and Velm have decided to call it.

by precious_katuch14

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How to Save When You are a Neo-Shopaholic
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by cat497_lover

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The Tuskaninny: Love or Hate?
Can you resist their puppy eyes? Or does their harassing of Mr. Chipper put you off?

by gelertmad

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Inept?
Newsflash: There is no known cure for ineptitude.

by you_are_my_happiness

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Anon & Balthazar One Half: Musings (Part 3 of 3)
The greatest gift of all is one that tickles the funny bone.

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