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Ember: Part One

"Listen, Ember, you must never let anyone tell you you are any different, or aren't as good as anybody else, okay?"

by ralph89170
Of Mutants and Meepits: Part One

'If she is there, we will find her,' he said, finally answering Quentin's question. 'Let's go ask around.'

by d_morton
The Wish: Part One

"Thank you," she murmured. "I can give you one wish. But choose wisely. I will not give you another wish..."

by newmoon653
So Not Fair!: Part One

"But Eryn!" she wailed. "I'm tired of being brown! I've been brown since, like... forever!"

by majikel
 
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Smiling Grey Neopets?



Many Neopians have come to adore their irresistibly adorable grey pets. Whether it's because of their large cherry pink eyes, dismayed expressions, or eternal hopelessness, we have fallen in love. Grey pets are celebrated all over Neopia and even have their own special day. But since we are so used to their miserable frowns, I began to wonder, how hard is it for a grey pet to smile? In an attempt to express my love and affection for all grey pets, I have composed these fool proof steps in making your grey pet smile...



Other Stories


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When You're Feeling Grey...
Sometimes we need to step back and look at the bigger picture.

by billytiki13

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Running with the Pack
"There's going to be a field trip soon!" I told him, pulling the form out of my backpack.

by kittytamer99

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Sad Days in the Dome: Battledome Weapon Downgrades
Nothing depresses the average Battledomer like that really elite weapon that they just can't have.

by stoicjohn

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Advanced Key Questing: Miscellaneous Strategies
Dealing with opponents' powerups, dealing with random events, and general game strategies.

by musicoftheflute

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The 'Tok of the Town: Mystery Meat
Zhang and Koda decide to go out for a snack...but what's REALLY cookin' at Kyrii Kal's House O' Chicken?

by moonlightfear

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Nerfed
Oops.

by d0rm0use



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