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Return of the Crimson Witch: Part One

It was business as usual in the Haunted Woods. The spooks were spooking and the creeps were creeping.

by herdygerdy
A Kettle and a Cackle: Part One

The word that describes my mom is 'overprotective'. The woods aren't even that scary.

by semicutie3
Betrayed: Part One

Elou couldn't believe her luck; her owner and the nasty Techo from the Pound hadn't managed to find her!

by whiskerun
 
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Your Neopet's Day



How do you cope with this? It's hard not to make any other pets jealous, and not to over-indulge your pet. Another problem is how your bank balance will cope; birthday cake, gifts and even wrapping paper can be expensive these days, even if you know what to buy. I was contemplating this a few weeks ago when Kacheek Day came about; my Kacheek, Cobblle, is very quiet and would never ask for a present or...



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The Elegant and Extravagant Universe
Sloth was sad. No, not "boo-hoo, wa-ha" sad, but sad as in Seriously Addicted to Determination.

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A Lesson
"Our owner's on vacation. We should be doing all sorts of crazy things that she never lets us do!"

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Guild Advertising Advice
Sensible Copy and Paste, Conversation, and Courtesy are key.

by dylanreborn

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Omelette and Jelly - Enough's Enough!
There's a better way to feed your pet, and it doesn't have to be expensive. Other free food is around...

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Simply Me
Regarding petpet homes...

by virenn

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Too Bad
You win 200 Neopoints!!

by pipla88



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