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Advanced Key Quest

Lesson number one: Your starting home matters. Lesson number two: Faerieland is often not the best starting home. Surprised? Read more. First of all, consider the fact that your starting home is not simply the place where you begin playing the game. Your starting home is where you will return every time an opponent puts you in a catapult, Sophie the Swamp Witch gets bored, or King Skarl has a temper tantrum (and we all know how often that happens). This can lead to four or five trips back to your starting home in a good game...

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