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The Adventures of Jake the Explorer!: Part One

I am Jake, Neopia's greatest explorer; a blue Kougra ready for the next lost temple, the next powerful talisman, the next forgotten tomb. And that next adventure starts here...

by aisha_enchantress110
Royally Educated: Part One

King Hagan looked at his daughter quizzically. Lira knew that her father would never be too tired for lessons...

by maltese51191
Pipes: Part One

The main pipe is flatter than the rest, and that's where I, and my mom, slept. It was guaranteed the safest one...

by wizsard
 
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Advanced Key Quest



Lesson number one: Your starting home matters. Lesson number two: Faerieland is often not the best starting home. Surprised? Read more. First of all, consider the fact that your starting home is not simply the place where you begin playing the game. Your starting home is where you will return every time an opponent puts you in a catapult, Sophie the Swamp Witch gets bored, or King Skarl has a temper tantrum (and we all know how often that happens). This can lead to four or five trips back to your starting home in a good game...



Other Stories


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The Ex-Agent
He sighed as he remembered the last time he'd sat in a park. He'd been waiting for an associate to drop off a key which would allow him to unlock a safe...

by punctuation_ninja

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Sloth is My Mindless Slave
Along came a guy with a net. I thought that was a pretty good idea. Having a long reach would be advantageous at the Money Tree.

by argetl

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How to Take Care of Your Plushie Neopet!
How you can have a happy, healthy plushie.

by reducation

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Celebrating Sloth Appreciation Day
Sloth is a very nice man. If you celebrate his holiday, he will spare you when picking who to vaporize...

by jeff1233219

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Marquis's "Adventure"
Everyone has a reputation to keep up...

by 00_narnia_00

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Underwater Fishing
Hang onto your boots.

Concept by annneonet

by snakeroot




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