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Sword of the Shapeshifter: Part One

And then, a number of weeks ago- Vex was no longer certain how long it had been- Lord Darigan had also disappeared...

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by sarahleeadvent

Afternoon Tea: Part One

"I got a promotion at work," she said, blowing on her tea. "I'm now the Assistant Finance Manager..."

by reggieman721

The Mirror of Memories: Part One

There were tons of people crowding the house, and I immediately ran upstairs to try and find some of my friends who I knew would be there. Some people stared at my slippers as I climbed the huge staircase...

by sytra

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The Ten Worst Jobs

You most likely think nothing of them; you might not even give them a second glance... but if YOU were stuck with their jobs, you might at least spare a pity smile. Listed here are the ten worst EVER jobs that any Neopian could possibly think of. It just might get you to think twice about how dedicated they really are to improving the site for everyone. Or maybe they just lost a bet...

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The Lucky Kau
The Skeith snorted and Nina looked up at him abruptly. "I'm selling paint brushes," he said gruffly. "Real cheap..."

by _supreme_dragon

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The Development of Petpet Cannonball
All of the petpets cowered in fear, hearing the stampede of wooden peg legs and thick boots from above. The young ones in the small pit huddled as close as possible to the veterans...

by ladysnowfairy

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Top 10 Worst Neopian Jobs
We see them every day. Those poor, tortured Neopian souls with the absolute WORST jobs ever.

by x_boomerang_energy_x

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Why Isn't Anyone Joining My Guild? (Part 2)
There are numerous factors. This time I dedicate my piece to a person who ultimately makes or breaks a newborn guild: the leader.

by squekepiggie123

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Cheesecake
I'm gonna repeat everything you say.

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by allyssa_renne

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Batty
The maximum you should hold is 50.

by haunterumi

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