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Nyla's Embroidery: Part One

Everyone in her family envied and loved her embroidery, but everyone in Neoschool called her weird, because almost no pet in Neopia embroidered...

by 124456789xxzc
Sol Dreaming: Part One

Captain Quack, Aquamarine's intelligent Mallard, is watching him from behind the door. Why is he here? He said he was going to Krawk Island for business...

by 30pets
The Protecter Chronicles: The Beginning of the End - Part One

Algerdon gaped in shock. Home? Wait, there must be some mistake, he wanted to shout, but it was too late. Dr_death unlocked his door, and a rare smile flitted across his features for a moment...

by angelfire_from_above
 
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Slothproofing Your Life



We've all heard of Dr. Frank Sloth. He's done all manner of evil things, such as lighting robots on fire and chasing them, taking over the New Features, mutating our pets, and other various things. What if you could humiliate him in public? That would definitely be worth seeing. Of course, you could do other sneaky things to get rid of the green evildoer...



Other Stories


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New Adventure
This is no ordinary tale, and I warn you now, the things that you may read in this story may shock you to the core...

by thedoombunny

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A Game of Kou-jong
He was about to make a sharp retort when she said, "Hey, Shumi! Let's play Kou-jong!"

by fushigiyugichichrich

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Where ARE They Now?
The lucky owners who were able to get this limited edition pet sometimes decide they don't want their Lutari anymore. So, they put them up for adoption. But, they must've forgotten that the lovely Lutari doesn't actually go into the pound. The question is why.

by stopthespamming

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The Origins of Achyfi
Instead of selling quality sodas, Achyfi Enterprises had only two goals: create a large variety of flavors, and stay in the public eye.

by plasmashadow

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No Game Here: Turmac Jam
Tasty.

Art by m3rcuri

by hello5346


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At the Kadoatery
The effects of coffee...

by rose_of_eternity_69



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