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Issue: 254 | 25th day of Hiding, Y8 |
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Toast Can Save You
If someone asked you to name an item that could save your life, what would you say? A parachute? A slice of neopox pizza? A giant jelly that works like the giant omelette? (What a crazy idea!) Yes, those would all save you (except for the last, which is just plain crazy). But what about toast? Yes, I said toast. I have made it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread...
Other Stories
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 The Pink Witch
Mum had said that someone
- a witch - was moving in, and if he kept messing around in the garden the witch
would turn him into a frog. Kipper was unconcerned...
by rhoc |
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 An Imaginary Friend
"Don't worry honey, you'll make plenty of friends!" said
the cheerful voice of Atomasphere the Maraquan Uni, to her little sister, Mistletoe
the Baby Acara...
by grapesourhorse |
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 A Guide To a Fast-Paced Game of Cards
Go! Go! Go! is a game in which you are given cards - the goal of the game is to
get rid of every single one. This may seem an easy task, but as you'll learn,
it's much harder than it sounds.
by yugi90163 |
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 Dear Crabby
Here is my first piece of advice: read my article
now or suffer the consequences. This is for your own good. Do not deny it. You
will not be able to. I have friends in high places.
by dan4884 |
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