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More Like Saffron: Part One

"I feel that I now have enough neopoints to support another member of the family." She paused for dramatic effect. "I am going to get another pet!"

by rainpaint
My Vacation: Part One

I'm not waterproof, Eyrie-proof, non-gravity-proof, Grundo-proof, or Mystic-proof. Nope. That is why when my owner, Jeanie, decided it was time for a vacation, my world turned upside down!

by jeanaet
Behind the Forbidden Door: Part One

A moment later the screen was filled by the squint-eyed face of an alien Aisha, who did his best to subdue the trembling in his paws. "So, Flingon," Sloth purred...

by sarahleeadvent
 
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Find Your Forte



It's Saturday, and raining outside. Homework finished, you're lounging in your desk chair, staring at your user lookup. Unpainted, non-rare pets, no HTML, barely any secret avatars, and no trophies. "How do I make it better?" you say aloud, not caring if anyone hears you. Well, here it is, a guide to finding out what you want to do with your account!



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Faerie Vs. Electric
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"We're going to the Ray, now!" Kayla called into the house...

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Deserted Guilds?
Of course, if there aren't any members, nobody will join your conversation on the Message Board and nobody will participate in nice things you set up in your guild...

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The Argument of a Anti-Sloth
We all know that Dr. Sloth is the unquestionable ruler of the universe and will conquer Neopia sooner or later. So why then are there some who oppose him?

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The Cudgel Karma
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