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The Heist at the Chocolate Factory.

"The smoke inside the Thieves’ Guild Hall floated slowly toward the ceiling beams of the old tavern. It hung there like a living thing, curling around the rusty lanterns, refusing to leave..." Collab with rascle90 & kikepv

by sebaspet717
 
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"The Sweetest Night of the Year " by heart_stealer292
It was a Friday night when the invitation arrived, and I nearly dropped it out of sheer shock, though to be fair, my claws weren’t built for handling delicate letters. However, it wasn’t just any letter; it was bound by a golden ribbon with spots of chocolate drizzle and delivered by a Chocolate Faellie. Their fur shimmered and was dripping melted chocolate from its ears. It made a slight noise, dropped the envelope on my doorstep, and ran off, leaving behind faint chocolate pawprints. I lifted the envelope carefully with my trembling claws, its faint scent of cocoa lifting off the letter up to me, sending a shiver down my tail. Inside, the words read: “You are cordially invited to the Annual Chocolate Ball.” I squealed so loudly, I startled a flock of Beekadoodles off the neighbour’s roof. The Annual Chocolate Ball. The legendary gala Neopia whispered about every September. I’d read every article the Neopian Times ever printed on it: gowns sculpted from pure chocolate, fountains that poured endlessly, feats that could topple a Skeith. But invitations?




Other Stories


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The Road to Chocolate World
"Basel was jumping out of her boots as the goateed Kiko unlocked the door to the Chocolate Factory. The Brown Zafara arrived two hours before opening..." Collab with 77thbigby

by baytotheay

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The Chocolate Thief
"It was the 15th of the Month of Gathering, which was Walda the Baby Kacheek’s favourite holiday: the Chocolate Ball!"

by _brainchild_

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Quiz: Which Chocolate Petpet Are You?
If there is one thing that everyone around Neopia loves, it's chocolate. Collab with majeline

by surging

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Gourmet Guide: Chocolate Ball Choices
This is Squire Sprinkle Spoon coming to you live the night before the sweetest event of the year: the Chocolate Ball! Whether you’re a Chocolate pet like me, or just have a sweet tooth looking for satisfaction, you absolutely don’t want to miss this scrumptious event.

by madidogs88

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Royal Pain: Chocolate!
How tasteful!

by winner19955

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Pint-Sized
Sorry, I'm busy!...

by lachtaube



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