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Blossoms~ Secrets pt.7

No take backs.

by twillieblossom
UNcomfort food

Featuring...

by xsugarush
A Neverending Rivalry

Well, Kitchen Quests then..

by paraxeno_daimonio
GALACTIC SQUAD

Well, that was offensive.

by cyberfall
He's On A Tight Schedule

Nap time!

Also by robotbo23

by wowlame

Careful what you wish for!

Thanks!

Also by venom_creep

by _m_a_e

Lightning Lenny Stays Positive

Lightning Lenny from Defenders of Neopia 2, usually looks quite bored by the lack of new villains.

by leo15177
What am I? #2

Can you guess the species and color of this neopet using only a short riddle and a few pictures?

by pets_rock_8
Eye Eye Captain

Pirate fashion is more important than safety!

by aerospice
Happy Easter - Free Neggs For All

Wait a minute...

by jmo7692
This is fine.

Totally fine...

by doxy_venom
The Search for Faye: Part One

Faye's sister, Tilly, has been given the insurmountable task of uncovering the mystery of Faye's disappearance. Part 1/7

by icysnowe
Spring is Here

Achoo!!

Also by rabbits_forever

by cutiepie4707

Cybunny Neggs?

Where do Neggs come from?

by draggi_pi2
The Festival of Neggs is upon us...

...side effects may include the inability to stop making puns!

by tastyteaz
 
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"Mayor May Not" by opossumman
In their small apartment in the heart of Moltara City, Jacob and Stealth sat at their table reading the Neopian Times. All the while, H.O.O.T., Jacob's Albot, served them toast. "Thanks again, little friend," said Jacob, a Christmas-colored Kacheek clad in brass goggles. He rubbed said goggles against his shirt to reduce the fogginess. He then returned to the paper. "Anything good?" asked Stealth, the brown Grundo currently meandering about the comic section and giggling to himself. "Yes, actually. Did you read the piece on page four debating the ethics and after-effects of Darigan and Skarl's first war? It offered a fascinating perspective." Jacob lifted his eyes from the page to see Stealth fashioning a tricorne hat out of his paper. "...I'll take that as a no." "You got me," Stealth said as he adjusted his tricorne. "It definitely sounds neat though." "A lot of times we as a society are inclined to just accept things as they appear, and to never question the norm," mused Jacob. "While some may go overboard with it and raise outlandish conspiracy theories, a healthy amount of skepticism could never hurt. Why, just think of some unanswered questions plaguing Neopia. Where did Sloth come from? What really went on during the War for the Obelisk?" "Yeah, and what's the name of our Mayor?" added Stealth. "...Excuse me?" Stealth sipped his coffee. "Think about it. Have you ever heard his full name be said at all?"




Other Stories


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The Paintbrush Princess
One day in Neopia Central…

by winter_pony4

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Cellblocked: The Warden's Tale
With one stroke of my finger I drew a single line in the dirt of my cell floor – day 100.

by silver_mist_91

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Wish Sticks, Truth or Folklore?
What someone considers a lucky charm differs from individual to individual, but there are some items on the site that are specifically said to be lucky. And that brings us today’s topic, if you’ve looked for such lucky items you may have heard or even had these items: Wish Sticks.

by pikachu315111

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Kougras: The Colors Edition
As we get ready to prepare for Kougra Day, the wondrous day that celebrates Kougras of all shapes and sizes, it might be a fun idea to change up your Kougra!

by butterflybandage

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Defenders Series 3: Siren of the Snows: Part Four
I may be evil but I’m not stupid. Plans for world domination bring down kings and knights and faeries on your head. All the most powerful forces in Neopia turn against you. I’d as soon not get myself locked in an amulet floating in space for who knows how long, if it’s all the same.

by shinkoryu14

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Return to Lynwood: Part Nine
Isengrim was not sure if the pup had taken to heart his companions’ promise to protect him, but it looked as though Connor at least found them better company than Vakhtang. Although the dark-furred Werelupe could hardly consider that a compliment. He was fairly certain a mutant Kiko with the Sneezles would be better company than Vakhtang.

by cosmicfire918



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