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Blossoms~ Retry Part 9

"Water" is entirely arbitrary; no one knows his actual last name.

by twillieblossom
Trouble in Paradise: The Fourth Wall

They're becoming aware.

by chasing_stars44
Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 4

Is paper edible?

Also by bha288.

by mandypandy667

Welcome to the Family?: Part 2

Silly Uni, you don't get to choose family members.

by amarettoball
This Wasn't In The Job Description

Just edit a few articles they said, it won't take up much of your time.

by equinewhispers
The Rickety Ship: Q2

Have some zapzaggle.

by dimartedi
Who You Gonna Call?

Stop that mallow!

Also by 69uglygreenwhale

by sarah2396

Stay Strong with Team Brawn: Glasses Are Great

Lookin' good.

Also by tex707

by alexise1998

At the Battledome: vs Space Faerie - Part 2

Rinse and repeat.

by winner19955
Dubloon Training

Let's hope Cap'n Threelegs isn't on a diet...

by _clement_
Tooth Faerie Surprise Visit

Maybe she's psychic...

by roxanna203
PU! (Phew, That's a Relief)

That was a close one.

by turtling
Let There Be Shenanigans

Weakness is all in the mind.

by delugent_tears
Vegeterrible - Part 1

Everyday struggles of being a fruit/veggie chia

by pirate_11
The Baker

Baking is a lot like friendship...

by cherokee165
Crazopia Central: Dampened Mood

Because Reed has been there, too.

by lasaramar
At the End of the Day

Narineth finds a kindred spirit in the equally muscular Uchiha.

by ezel68
NeoPaper: Attack of the Socks

Battledome powers gone wrong.

by mbredboy31
Everytime Again

Oh Those Kacheeks

by mustikeuh121
Splat-A-Sloth Insanity

I'm going to play barf boat now...

by pie_man_aa
 
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Altador Cup Players’ Favorite Gormball Player



The Altador Cup has become a Neopian-wide phenomenon, a Yooyuball championship which every world participates in. However the Altador Cup wasn’t the first championship that featured a ball sport as the main focus. Before Yooyuball and the Altador Cup there was Gormball and The Annual Gormball Championships! Though a Virtupets Space Station sport, many Altador Cup players would say that one of their inspirations was Gormball; even the famous Disco Ixi Altador Cup Commentator, Tobias Sigmir, originally wanted to be a Gormball Commentator. Some Altador Cup players are such big fans that many try to attend The Annual Gormball Championships every year. Every Altador Cup player has their own favorite Gormball player, and some were kind enough to give me a minute of their time to tell me who it was! So Yooyuball and Gormball fans alike, let me present to you Altador Cup players’ favorite Gormball players.



Other Stories


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The Free
Good Doctor,

I recognize your name in the more sinister spaces of Neovia. It seems I’m unable to turn my troubles to any of my companions without having your notoriety run through the atmosphere. Thus, though as a proper Neovian I should be avoiding this entirely, I have decided to conspire with the forbidden.

by cherishtwilight


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Stuck
The first breath was the hardest. They call the last breath ‘the death rattle’, but the first after dying is more than that, worse than that. The shock of it is only half the trouble. It’s like a small fire, or some sort of explosion, igniting in your chest. I saw a ghostkerbomb go off once, with a piercing white fire. It felt the way that bomb had looked.

by placebo_533

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Perfectly Posh Poogle Outfits
As Poogle Day approaches, many Neopians are at a loss about which wearables they should choose for their Poogles. Fear not, because there are several Poogle-specific outfits that would look fantastic on any Poogle. These clothing pieces can be purchased at the Clothing Shop in Neopia Central or by using the Shop Wizard. Here are my recommendations.

by _brainchild_

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Sutek's Tomb: A Trophy Guide
This advanced Sutek’s Tomb guide aims to give you tips on how to improve your current high score, and ideally to get a score in trophy range!

by lennekegirl123

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Turning Pages: Part One
The figure, cloaked in a fine black suit, wriggled his nose slightly while pushing the golden-rimmed monocle higher against his brow. Red ribbon lined the brim of his top hat and a cane rest snugly against his short, stubby, pink paws.

Also by parody_ham

by warriorsrock965


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The Sisterhood of Terra and Phee: Part One
My name is Phee, and I'm a Faerie Peophin. My birth name is Phoebe, technically. Or at least, that's what my sister tells me. I don't remember what I was named, because I barely remember our owner -- our mom.

by lizzy_beth_750551



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