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Issue: 435 | 19th day of Running, Y12

Comics

	The Bunker - The Surprise (Part 7) It's short, I know. But the plot has to move along somehow. by hubadawaha
	LOL!!! : Illusen Day Special Uh, well... by jessijenni
	Clover Mania Objects in farm are less lucky than they appear. by not_so_shorty_12
	!Friends! Nobody's Perfect! You are one weird faerie.. by nadsume5886
	Food for All- Dish #3 Gulp! by maiinoki
	Talk About Random A wild Pinchit appeared! by buizelmaniac
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles (Part 2 of 3) In which Kai owes Pikey 5,000 neopoints. by pikemaster1
	Random Oddness Sophisticated jokes.. we has them. by mistyqee
	Laurel Leaves Virgil says: mUst b advnced litERat and +!! by victoriousmoon
	CC's Adventures Kid plays too many video games... by saro_the_legendaerie
	Shell Shocked No Neopets were harmed during the creation of this comic... by 0turtle
	neoSPLASH....? It only looks huge when it's in front of your face. by pacute_2121
	The White Weewoos go on Vacation! Those Weewoos and their Neocola... by monkeysrcomintogetu
	Say... CHEESE! ...and he thinks he's the cool guy. x3 by maryboszy
	Slapdash: Sibling Rivalry Everything changed once Eroll got a sister. by inkweaver009
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild And now we know why they make wearable bridles for Unis. by wallaroo42
	Sibling Situations You know you have a problem when you can't remember all your siblings! by rainbowmoo
	Wocky Tails Time for Monthly Freebies! by eisha_iii
	Prince of Fools: Mm, Mm Avatar! Friends don't let friends eat gross things... OINK! by moonlightfear
	Itaque The anatomy of lollipops by yuzu_004
	Conquest's Favourite Toy How did you know? by raezyr
	Wheel of Repeated Knowledge The Ixi from the Wheel of Knowledge may be smart, but he is a very bad listener. by desufnoc
	Raggle Taggle The adventures of a strange skunk Uni through Neopia... by crickwing
	Kiochi - Bedbugs Don't let the bedbugs bite! by chibino
	Lighthouse Life Perfect? by louishooper
	Test Subject The Petpet Lab Ray makes some strange changes... by suzhuu
	You Are Worthy! Sloth seems to think that anybody is worthy these days. Either that, or he's just not very observant... by enchidnahapp
	Defenders of a Feather And the moral of the story is... uh... don't annoy Sergeant Cicada? by charybdis7
	Star Gazers That figures. by neojedi11
	Dress Like Twins I want to go home. Art by joel_hudson by sheranyah
	3 Royals plus 1 Poor Jhudora... by white_tiger0226
	Cheesy Jokes Dueling Decks by cheesetwo__ff
	PlzSutekCanIHaveMoreTime!? ... please? Also by azzletaker by scinnychan
	Illusen's Quests The Jhudora - Illusen feud escalates to new heights... by muffiniser

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"Potato Quest: Fun Versus Formal" by garfield22222
The Earth faerie and guardian of Meridell, Illusen, was in her elaborate tree house, pacing across the wooden bridges that connected from one tree room to the next. Something – or someONE – was on her mind: Jhudora – naturally! "I know that Dark faerie is up to no good, always asking cute, innocent neopets to gather..."

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Potato Quest: Fun Versus Formal
"Hey, you don't have to tell me that twice, dude! One round of fun, coming up!"

by garfield22222

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One Day in the Glade
"How I wish I could take a day off and enjoy the sunshine..."

by mamasimios

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Come On Down and Beat AAA!
Welcome to the ultimate showdown between AAA and... YOU!

by nick104482

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Feeling "Freaked" About the Top 50? Don't Fret!
Basically you move a small "bat" along the bottom of the screen left and right in order to keep a ball bouncing so that it can break all of the blocks in the current level.

by sk8zac

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Avalon and the Emerald Noil Gem: The Onyx Isle - Part Nine
Before Tacit could charge again, Avalon heard a familiar voice shout, "What's going on up here!"

by cpmtiger

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The Crimeons: Part Two
I silently performed my tasks in the temple as the other three Crimeons dictated. I tried to avoid Kalitersa.

by blazingcatwings

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