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Issue: 304 | 10th day of Hiding, Y9

Comics

	The Worst that Could Happen #2 What if I turn into a frog? by mango_lovebird
	Neopian Games - Zurroball It's the great new craze that is much better than Gormball... although I don't quite see how. by marlee_wuz_here
	Ishkabibble I despise Yoo... (yu ball...) by kkiittttyy_kkiitttty
	The Madoatery Having a long name has its advantages... by fishsoups
	YooyuBOOM Aw, come on! by ariel_007
	Waffles Miss Shadow Usul, according to my data you have... by sophie_the_chick
	The Chromus Crew Knock knock... by chromus
	The Tax Beast This is probably the first thing you'd think of when you hear "Tax Beast". by kittymew3_5_9_
	Skeiths Eat Everything! Skeiths really DO eat everything. by taylor144561425667
	Evil Feepit #19 Why the surprised faces...? by fmoura_98
	Not Again Well... volcano runners can have dreams too, you know. by lalalalexxiee
	Blah blah I know how to make a grey pet HAPPY. by highwind20
	TRAODAF: The Altador Cup Ever wondered why some worlds don't have teams in the AC? by gabeedragon
	The Ka-DOLT-ery Part 3 Draik eggs are finally banned. :P by lissy_chan
	The Three of Us It's all a conspiracy!! by fading_tranquility
	Coolness Comics - Quick Reference A pet's perspective in the Quick Reference page by raptorsama
	Click Here "This comic is fresh and exciting... If you dislike humor." - Thatwun Guy, Neopian Times by me_like_juice
	Or Something Like It: Team Barracks I'm with Darigan. Written by lauziloges by kittie_orion
	Sibling Antagonism Nereid really should have read the rules before he started playing... by checkers_33
	So Fresh One of the most scary places in Neopia... by miss_fresh_7
	Very Confuzzling... Don't annoy Froilers... by vixy25f
	Ghost Grarrl + Pretty Pink Flower Hat = ? Customization is scary when it's put in the wrong hands... by crazygurl4287
	Kiko Kraziness Who ever invented Sponge Kikos?! Art by pyrosquirrelx by rest_in_boredom
	Simply Random Why Fire Pets Never Get The Fun They Deserve ;( by x__shadow_spirit__x
	Black and White: New Petpet ... by azureel
	Look! No Hands Also by whistleofwhispers by wingsofmoon
	Neopian Haiku Oh... I get it... by otulissa_noctowl
	Skiplerz Once you start, you can't stop... =o by gelert548
	World of Pinc - The Symol Hole When Pinc met the Symols... Also by jellybeanott by monkeybytes
	Slightly Ebil - 300th Edition Aftermath The Slightly Ebil gang decides to do something evil.... wait a minute... they're ACTUALLY going to do something EVIL? by soaringeagle25
	The Fickle Fan "Kreeeeeell..." by marchie
	The Quest It's no fair taking advantage of faeries... but that doesn't mean it's no fun. by deadly_rabid_rat
	Life as an Aisha: Symol Hole Really, how small IS the Symol Hole? by xlaq
	Little Stone Pond On the way to the Lunar Temple... by stonepond
	Fists of Fury Fist-clenching leads to misunderstandings. by xoxo_card
	Just Filler "Energetic" is one way to put it... by katopia12
	Competitive Slushie Slurping shlurrrrp by fruitcupandspoons
	Hero! Even the best of us can use a little help... by neo717317
	The True Story About The Discovery Of Meridell Hagan goes for a walk... Idea by 4dam by gogolplexplex
	The Valley of Spam Ooops. by chichikokoyamma
	In My Life II What in Neopia? by firefree_animegirl
	Silverfish and Friends I don't know her; she's just a person I'm... escorting back to the happy house.... Yeah, that's it... by rkfon94
	Blumaroo Day Boaties Scallywag. by silverskink

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Brief History of Neopia

In the Beginning there was... Sloth? No, your eyes do not deceive you! The first recorded life form on Neopia was our very own dictator, Dr. Frank Sloth. Some 2000 years ago, Dr. Sloth stumbled upon a very different Neopia to the modern day world. He landed his spaceship on the desolate and lifeless planet, and finding the husk of a world to his liking, he immediately set up a laboratory on...

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Nowhere
"Jamie, I think we're lost!"

by mergirl294

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Fyora's Statue
There's a little problem with the Lab Ray...

by party_hobbit

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Potions: (Un)Forgotten?
The thing with potions is, you see, that they have many, MANY different functions. It is definitely advised that you know what a potion does before you use it...

by krysym

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P.B.P.C. - The Silent Epidemic
It brings out the more annoying and generally frustrating qualities of the color that the pet is painted. For example, a large number of P.B.P.C. cases have come from Royal Paint Brush recipients...

by gracie827

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Of Meepits and Dark Faeries: Part Five
They hurried out of the bubble-boat as soon as it landed and swam quickly to the Underwater Fishing cavern in the ruins of Maraqua. "Which way did Irathatora go?" Caira asked the Meepits...

Also by kjpanda

by whiz_bang12

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Baery's Quest: Part One
He was born from the smallest of Draik eggs, into a family of Draiks. He was always the runt and the smallest of his older brothers, but he also knew he was destined to be greatest of all of them...

by jeanaet

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