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Issue: 288 | 20th day of Eating, Y9

Comics

	C.H.A.O.S. Fetch! Concept by precious_katuch14 by m3rcuri
	Wingoball The proper way... Also by frzngonz by scarvogue
	Random Something The tables have turned... by silvermare200
	The Faults of Being a Strawberry Neopet I'm not a strawberry!! by crazy_kathy
	Dr. Wockovsky and the Cure for Chickaroo What's wrong with me, Doctor? by manda314
	Meow? Be careful with what you say on Krawk Island... by edddibgaz
	Strawberry Adventures 2 Wonder where I should go first? by seel24
	Squirrilia's Pages: New Sister Uhh... You're a BOY... by accasperberry3
	Complete Confusion - Scowling Scarblade AHH WHAT? --LEGENDS? by puppypuff_
	Life as an Aisha: Pants The Pant Devil attacks!!! He steals... not your pants. by xlaq
	Be Were! The wise Gnorbu says... by draizard
	spookycute A cookie is a right, not a privilege!! by aikowolfbear
	Island WG: The First Symptom of Neomonia Do not speak with him... by siri_magatsu
	The Cooking Battle Chia Version. by ooorianeoo
	The Happiest Neopian Maybe I should become a better Neopian. by beccatbh
	Shilly Shally Dilly Dally #1 Does this colour make my head look big...? by kiri_akurei
	The Perils of Pinching Remember what I told you. Also by swedish by terri_baby24
	COMIKAZE You can always lie. Art by flutterflies by bird_brain312
	The Bunker Well, he did say "hostile"... by hubadawaha
	Lucky Prince Charming No one can get this lucky without something bad happening shortly after! by baby_kougra007
	Milk Money Vaudevilles and the gang visit the Rainbow Pool! by plumbus
	The Gallion Ranch Some news can be hard to swallow... Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	The Disadvantages of Being... a Mutant Quiggle The freak show is always an option... by gamefreak774
	Pterrific The compass is sooo reliable to use whenever you're lost. by tropical_tweety6
	Bed Bounce Royalty Those pesky faeries better not let Queen Fyora find out what they're up to. ;) by silver_taurus
	Off Track: Violence You heartless person. by klipsan
	Cybunny Tails Raining cake? 0.o by angel_bunny123
	When Strange Things Happen for No Reason The downside of being well-named. by spied
	Chomby and the Fungus Balls ACCIDENT Note: you know how rock stars jump into the crowd? THIS is why fungus balls shouldn't... by goodie_2shoe8
	She TOLD Me To... The Water Faerie says a few magical words and... by texastiki
	Oblivious Just pay attention... by ilarvitar
	A Kitty? Poor Mynci... by redish_green
	Being Incorporeal is Fun! Wheee! by krychek2001

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"Easy as 'Pyramid Pot'" by literalluau
She watched the lump of clay go around and around, hypnotized by it. She whispered to the clay, "Please become a Qasalan Tea Pot. Oh, please, become a Qasalan Tea Pot. I will give you a nice red-brown body and a lovely gold lid. Just please work with me and be a Qasalan Tea Pot..."

Other Stories

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A Simple Matter of Money
Fouchier is quite possibly the most introverted, sneaky little Lupe you will ever find. He hides everything he buys from me in the innermost reaches of his room, and when I try to question him about his purchases, all I get in return is...

by fading_foliage

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In the Attic
It was pitch black behind the door. It was definitely time to get out of here. Silver was so overcome with fright that she accidentally tumbled over something...

by hyun713

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The Whacking Addiction
How to know if your pet plays too much Whack-a-Staff Member.

by princess_dizzy_dayz

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An Interview With the Healing Springs Faerie
"I have a terrible memory. If it isn't fluffy and cute, it tends to slip my mind quite easily..."

by zutcree

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Revenge and Resistance: Part Three
Sloth smirked. "Your silence speaks volumes..."

by dan4884

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Neoplay: Two Faeries and a Wannabe Evil Overlord - Part Two
"Wait, am I crazy, or was this totally broken when I picked it up and brought you here?" The Bori looked up at the suitcase...

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by kioasakka

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