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Issue: 273 | 5th day of Sleeping, Y9

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	Food Science I can't wait! Idea by tashni by kamikatze24
	SHH!Comics Yes, the pirate is still afraid of water. Story by sweet_kitty543 by ravenatore
	Nonsense: The Swamp Ghoul Part of a Good Breakfast! by kai_pawz
	Only on a Friday #2 Mmm.... cookies. by nicolajo1
	NeoQuesters All you need is a Plains Lupe Pelt... by neoquest_krawk
	Neotales Yooyuball?! WHERE? by agent_t
	Fiasco Diaries Have you ever wondered... by sadgefire19
	Don't Blame ME Put me down! by choclated
	Snowball Anger management? by brittana4jesus
	White Weewoos DO Exist! Part 2! Ever wondered why Tarla never gives out White Weewoos? by edmarblecake
	Whatever You Say... Nothing looks different... by canditeddy
	Title Goes Here No respect, I tell you... by jenasu
	Too Much Information Nothing seems to happen... by feydon
	The Superior Race Why is it Chias don't need to open their eyes? by lunatic_kiss
	Follies Follies! FARMING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! Also by renrenthehamster by manda314
	Hali the Hissi ...Good old Volcano Run. by undefinded
	Spiffy Poof Even thoose random event bad guys need breaks. by gatomon942
	Kawaii - Fishing Justice: Naomiel's style by crow213
	Random Stories, Series 2 - Snowball Fight...? What a weird variation of this game. Or did they just not understand the rules? by karatehuendchen
	Mm, Soup! Petpets shouldn't get eaten... by shettisen
	Inviso Problemo I hate Lemon being... by marshmallow_ghost
	Kougra's Life That stinker Panther is always getting into trouble. Now he's passing the blame to Smookie... by littletiger_14
	That's Life Not all spots are bad. by omission
	No Comment Super Attack Pea to the Resc- eeewwwww! by tirilia
	Game Over Wait, what? by m3rcuri
	That's Just Wrong - Icy! That's creepy. o.o by happychick111
	The (Mis)adventures of (Miss) Amelia You know what they say... by chaterboxie
	T.O.T.A.L.L.Y. C.R.A.Z.Y.: Chemistry for Beginners ...kaboom!!! by 0x_freaky_x0
	The Best Defence is... Eating! Problems with Skeiths... by parker40
	What a Wonderful Cheese Heya Weeb! by nanoalchemist
	The Trouble with Invisible Pets Beware when you lab a pet.... by leahlynn09
	The Petpetpets of Neopia HAPPY NEW YEAR! by starlet12

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Slorg Care Made Easy

Slorgs like lots of different foods, but there are basic rules. It can't be salty, so chips, burgers, toasties, sandwiches, Achyfi, and Neocola are out of the question. Pretzels, too, are relatively dangerous foods. An exception to this is Slorg food. Slorgs are somewhat cannibalistic (after all, they are spooky petpets!). Slorgs enjoy Slorgwiches, as they make very healthy...

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The Negg Faerie's Pet
But one Neopian hadn't left her house. The Negg Faerie was the closest to the place where the screams and roar had come from, yet she was the only one who didn't rush out to see what had happened...

by krishpine4

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A Bracelet, a Mask, and a Newbie
I did what any mature and responsible person would do. I yelled over to him, taking care to be extra tactful and subtle: "HEY CRAZY MASK GUY, WHAT ARE YOU SELLING OVER THERE?"

by tazmanianunicorn

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The Annual Conference of Evil
I'll be the first to admit it's not a well advertised event. Why would the Neopia's Greatest Villains want their conference interrupted by the arrival of heroes? And there's the little fact that the past few years all agents of the press have been barred. But not this year.

by eriskigal

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Pop 'Em In Your Mouth!
Pop these Top 10 "pop 'em in your mouth candies" in your mouth!

by lurking_and_giving

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Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part Three
It didn’t take long for Sam to find the blacksmith’s once he knew what to look for. He stalled a moment before going in. He wasn’t quite sure what to expect...

by kaylamdal111112

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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Nine
The gatekeeper grumbled. "Well, you have to be as I'm not letting you in anymore. I deserve my sleep." The gap he opened between the gates was so narrow that they barely pushed themselves through, fighting with claustrophobia, and as soon as they were out, the gates closed again...

by ssjelitegirl

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