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Issue: 272 | 29th day of Celebrating, Y8

Comics

	Neopups Snow Blumaroo: I'm alive? by coshi_dragonite
	Oh My Flying Faerie Cookies! Never trust faerie ovens. by wrongnamesorry
	A Luminous Situation! So... just how many Grarrls does it take? @_@; by marshallmathers_111
	Better Than a Draik Egg Believe it. by ooorianeoo
	Neopet Parties You Should Have Skipped! There are some parties in Neopia that you probably should have skipped. by loubie_04
	What so Ever Please don't eat me! by rubia_flame
	Sophie's Nightmare Sophie, great chemist, but physics? by explorer_253
	In the Shadows of Neopia Something that vaguely resembles the start of a plot...? Yeah. Probably. by morrigan_a_aensland
	Snowball Madness Training in the Battledome... Idea and Script by neowizard1287 by keitaro8982
	Unhinged Don't you even think about it! by sharkies
	Almost Insane: Unraveling Curiosity A Kougra's curiosity can be a very dangerous thing... by vehement
	Grundo: Sledding Aw, you're just a sissy. by aquarocket
	You Know Your Pet Is Smarter Than You When... Ahem. by pyrodragoness
	DOOMed Adventures The reason why DOOM does not have a petpetpet. by ladyash782
	The Tale-Tell Tails: The "Hole" Thing Digging up some pun. (Oh, that was just plain terrible!) by nezreeze
	Kadoatery Kaos #2 - The 1337-est of them all Binary has been fed! by twiddl3d33
	Don't Ask! It's just his hobby... not a plot quest. by snowcat737373
	Earn Your Stripes Pay attention in science, children. by yellowembers
	The Mind of Max roll by 0omythical_dragono0
	Neowned - "That's Cheating!" There's more than one way to get blessed by a faerie...! by neowner3
	Unpacking There's no harm in having some to spare. by ssjelitegirl
	Mr Snowman Small snowman... big mistake. by petfriendgirl
	Normal Abnormalitys #2: Blame It On Your Brother At least it wasn't like the Kadoatie incident last year... by comatose_slumber
	Just Sit A charmingly inappropriate Christmas gift... by katopia12
	Cloudy Issues That is why Cloud Jubjubs should not be in Terror Mountain at the Month of Celebrating... by correctoraline
	Decoration Difficulties Jouelle and Pearl attempt to put the star on the top of their tree... by lotrgirl88888
	Cobalt Grrrr. by twilight_wind_
	SHH!Comics Come to reason this fine season. by ravenatore
	The Neopals I'm giving you something as a token of our friendship. by roxanne_vergara99
	Christmas Chronicles #2 What do you want to get this Christmas? by liane_ly
	AsianPotato An amazing object! by princton_fan

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"Kidnapped By a Wannabe Villain" by animalnutz1993
He wanted her blindfolded before she could see the Grundos and put two and two together. He wanted her stuffed in a bag and flown back to the Space Station. He wanted them to open the bag and roll her out of it before him while he looked sinister and he wanted her blindfold removed just then so that she could gasp in horror at his sight and whisper his name...

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Kidnapped By a Wannabe Villain
In his fury, Sloth resulted into doing what he did to channel out his anger: he got out his crayons and drew diabolical plans with his bear, EvilSnuggler. That made him feel a little better; that is, until one of his assistant Grundos came running into his office with some bad news...

by animalnutz1993

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Spelling Bees and Bullies
Jen turned a deep shade of red. She knew her classmates thought she was a wonderful person, except on Fridays...

by cutiefluteyelephant4

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A Guide to Bruno's Backwoods Breakaway
Have you always wanted to get maximum points or even a trophy for this game, but those annoying Neovians always kill poor Bruno? Or you gotten stuck on this annoying level eight called "Point of no return" because you don't know how to get that potion?

by bambosh_rider

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Meepit vs. Feepit - Let's Rumble!
In the Blue Corner we have the horror of the Haunted Woods. Fifteen bouts, fifteen knockouts. Weighing in at two and a half pounds, the undefeated reigning NFA Meepit vs. Feepit champion...

by tyleraapje

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Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part Two
As he walked deeper into the jungle, he could hear exotic birdcalls over an undertone of buzzing insects. Occasionally, the bushes would rustle and Lao would freeze where he stood, but not once did he see any sign of life...

by reggieman721

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Cylara's Journey: Part One
It was at approximately the same time that the faerie was gazing up at the stars that Keija suddenly sat bolt upright in bed - instantly awaked from a very odd dream - with a rather different type of smile dawning upon her face...

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