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Issue: 250 | 28th day of Swimming, Y8

Comics

	The Lava Ghoul Doesn't Burn... I think you were lucky this time. by _mauwie_
	Dangerously Insane Issue 250 is like my mid-terms. I freak out. by leah_51293
	Don't Blame ME loud cheering by choclated
	Tombola? Just stick your hand or paw in... Idea by mcskip by hikarru
	Brothers'n'Sister - Paint Brush Luck Is this my birthday present? by kamikatze24
	Be Yourself! Even if you really are fungus! by lollipopsaregood9
	No Comment Arr, ye measly lil landlubbers! Art by ssjelitegirl by x_massacre_x
	Edna's Job Giving out quests must be a very interesting job... by smockey11
	N00bz N00bs... whaddya gonna do? by random_geyser
	Usually Abnormal #3 Annoying Petpetpet - even Weewoos can be ruffled. by tristess
	Uncanny Uncanny in: Neopets and Human Jokes by kittydemonchild
	SarqASM What a crummy situation... by _andissimo_
	Forgotten Memories: The Diary of The Lab Scientist Today, I felt like having a swim. by magickrystal32
	The (Mis)Adventures of Gore When Intelligence Fails Written by anjie by chivo
	So, Darigan Lost the Altador Cup... Apparently, Lord Darigan is pretty upset. by mcgirlcat
	What Were You Thinking... That's easy! by ggen8
	AsianPotato O_o; by princton_fan
	Speaking Speaker Volume's full up and still no music. by plaquenil
	Intellectual Twaddle Well, he got a cute blanket out of it... by katu_fushigi
	BOO - Unsuccessful Schemes Somewhere on Virtupets Space Station... Written by scarlet_aiglantine by n00b3h
	Z0MG! New Pet Oh, look. A Ghost Ona... by xxkesenaitsumixx
	Fish Story? AWAY WITH YOU, STINKY FISH! by _saiyan_girl
	What Goes Around, Comes Around! Not again! by ebolakitty
	Rojero's Tale That guy looks suspicious... by heart_toes
	Nonsense: Tamari's Mix-Up When Tamari the Werelupe for once in his life LOSES a battle, he finds out... by kai_pawz
	Lost Meh Marblez A regular Bori cleans itself with its tongue. An ice Bori... doesn't. by randomheart467
	Neopets for Lunch This is what happens when you forget to feed your pets! by bickleputt
	Gnorbus are Love Everyone loves rare item spitting up Gnorbus. (: by colormaster360
	Not Quite the End of the World That's why I've come up with the perfect plan... by ravenscorne
	Insanity (When It Comes to Colors) This sure does benefit your lazy, but-I-don't-wanna-take-a-bath pets... by vietbabi07
	Break Time... When it's break time in the Battledome... Art by krispykritter6 by mryddian
	Copy & Paste Warning: This comic contains pink ribbons! by phenran
	T.O.T.A.L.L.Y C.R.A.Z.Y : Mysteries of the Symol Hole What lies underneath the Symol Hole? The world may never know... by 0x_freaky_x0
	All in a Neopian Day Help me find that issue! by confuzerated
	penny dreadful What happened to him? Also by angelica030788 by velveteen
	When Random Events Combine... Something has happened! Oh no! by azellica
	Howl at the Dog Next Door Oh, you poor dear! by ledgend_of_the_sun
	And Today's Weather Is... Weather for the Darigan Citadel truly is not listed anywhere. I wonder what Lord Darigan thinks of that? by aiyakhiori
	And the Meepits Outgrabe And with me on guitar... by kittylin
	Neo Evolution Learn the evolution of neopets. =) by angelgirl__28
	Little Orby Steal my plot, will you? by tashni
	The Problem With Snow Pets Are you there? by twinkle_28
	Notions And Nonsense - Time Travel I'd watch time fly, but this is more fun. Art by x_b0b0_x by patjade
	Without Words Dreaming of Flight by wsprite
	Intelligence? ...Never Heard of It Home-made sickness. ^^ by _wind__
	Camouflage Good thing it's not the paint brush. by lightning_city
	Beans On Toast What's so great about being painted mutant? by katz_number_1
	250 Reasons Not To Beg Do you need a better reason? Idea by kougra_sweets_14 by qbureau
	Sutek Muffin Huzzah! by thegreenmooseofdoom
	Spooky Ack! What's with all the weewoos?! by ghostkomorichu

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"One Bar of Chocolate" by star_29791
"I'm going to buy some chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!" Coco sang as she bounced along the pavement... literally. Having eaten so much chocolate, Coco was rather like a large bouncy ball. She was just entering Neopia Central when a voice said, "Do you really need so many Neopoints?"

Other Stories

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The Issue 250 Delivery
"Delivering newspapers? I thought we were going to write, or help publish, or do something that doesn't have anything to do with us running around..."

Also by shadowcristal

by precious_katuch14

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A Bunch of Letters Again
I can't believe it! I really can't. I was furious the first time I found out and when I confronted Lady Re, I couldn't help but cry...

by ladyariel32

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Slow and Steady Wins the Flash Games
Having trouble with flash games because of a slow computer or laggy connection? I can help!

by kleptie

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Destruct-O-Match Guide and Tips
Destruct-O-Match II is one of those games that when you practice, you get better. Practice makes perfect!

by snorklex3

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The Peophin Incident: Part One
Chaelian the green Xweetok grumbled. "Remind me again how we got suckered into this..."

by kyrinn

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Some Kind of Shelter: Part Two
The young Techo was already climbing out of his improvised bed, walking over to the door. "If it's Martin," he snapped, "he can forget it unless he's taking you home as well..."

by rainbow_daydreamer

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