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Issue: 245 | 23rd day of Relaxing, Y8

Comics

	The Gallion Ranch - spinoff Once again, a comic defies the laws of physics. Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	Or Something Like It: Snowy's Surprise You're doing such a good job lately. by kittie_orion
	The Trouble with Being an Electric Kougra Pesky varmints. by rosie
	A Day Like This Get me a supernova! by platinum247
	Kauvara's Magic Shop Brewing on an empty stomach... by xlaq
	Third Degree Chaos - Neopian Kites You have to work with what you've got. by neodandelion
	The Pixels Are Escaping! All the pixels from the world of NeoQuest are escaping! by zimpy222
	Normal? - Petpet Appreciation Day Beware the meepits.... by katcrzy559
	It Figures Look at what I got at the store today! by _saiyan_girl
	Reality Chex Dr_Sloth is very sad. by thessprincess
	Why Are Draiks so Rare? MINE! by dark_exodia88
	Must Find MEep COokies! After seeing this, you'll wonder why anyone would fear a meepit. by 0riginal_sin
	Neo-realistic New flavour? Think twice... by luvblack4ever
	Mindless Jabber I wouldn't want to eat that... by chakathemoogle
	MiaFaery He just looks so alone... by kinohi
	~Bird Watching~ One quiet day... Also by squeeker_21 by pixiepuff
	Kawaii - The Altador Cup Well, now that you put it that way... by crow213
	Random Stuff Six of them swimming around, around! by p0king
	Only in Neopia... Only in Neopia could an avatar drive "normal" people to madness... by aokajin
	ConFUNded - In School II So that does count? by vhgvoov
	Through the Symol Hole BELLYFLOP! by mistress_syn
	Qnde & Szoo: Useful Tusks Anyway, who said that tusks are useless? by shubi5
	Spooky We're back! by ghostkomorichu
	Something Has Happened You hear the cackling of a MAD PIRATE CAPTAIN. Art by nut862 by tdyans
	It's a Meepit's Life Ever wondered what your average Meepit gets up to when they're not plotting to take over Neopia?! Find out here!! by nintylizard2
	Shumtin CrAzY - Looky! Looky here! by foreveryou3008
	Till the Cows Come Home "It seems you have developed a case of Adamishungryitis." by c0ff3e_5
	Unhinged Gone to a better place... by sharkies
	Ai Yi Aisha Electromagnetics? by yami13331
	Laboratory Blues Even scientists get hungry. by elpheba
	Zest! Because hot soup makes EVERYTHING better! by mns10
	The Locker Room Not exactly Kiko Lake's proudest moment... by keng200
	Crunchy in Milk With varying success rates... by koji_phoenix
	Two Heads Are Better Than One Sharing a stomach isn't very convenient. by dragon_nut64
	Totally Random But True Facts Meepits, the silent killers. by kazue
	The (Mis)Adventures of Gore. Taja asks the big questions. Written by anjie by chivo
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 13 by the_darkjedi

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"The Darkest Faerie's New Job" by bookworm_kate347
I was sitting on the sill of my large window, flung open to invite in the glorious rays of heat and light. For days I had become increasingly frustrated with being cooped up in my home, with nothing better to do than avoid chores and argue with my pets. However, now that the skies had finally cleared, I was unable to make up my mind as to what to do first. Bam! The door banged against the wall...

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The Source of All Evil
"Now, you must wonder to yourselves, fellow citizens of the Haunted Woods. How did these woods become so haunted?"

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The Story of the Rocking Chair
Every evening, the Xweetok went away, but would always come back the next afternoon. The rocking chair felt its happiest when she came...

by ange_lin

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Super Slushies
"We have huge batches of each flavour brewing all the time," said Mr. Slush, the owner of Happy Valley's Slushie Shop, "That way, whenever we have run out of a flavour, we can restock instantly..."

by viista

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Gears and Cogs: The Altador Cup
But some of us were not born perfect Altador Cup athletes. I certainly wasn't! But with a little practice, and a few tips, you'll be fit as a fiddle in no time!

by sweetie_butterfly

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Behind the Forbidden Door: Part Three
Or else. As if there was anything Sloth could do that would be worse than that modified many-legged monstrosity. For a brief moment Flingon considered fleeing the Space Station and going into hiding- but what would be the point?

by sarahleeadvent

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Dusk in Tyrannia: Part Four
And then the lights blazed to full brilliance, illuminating Moehawk and setting the song into full swing. This close, I was surrounded by the beat...

by alkuna_

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