Caution: Quills may be sharp

Circulation: 120,791,029

Issue: 244 | 16th day of Relaxing, Y8

Comics

	Notions and Nonsense: The Cure Side effects include Pant Devil raids, Snowager Blasts, and being eaten by Swamp Ghouls... Art by peri0neo by patjade
	~Perfection~ Are you with me? by x_the_joker_x
	Operation Zafara What are they up to now? by x_marks_the_spot
	Faerie Quests Some people are just easy to please. by tristess
	Think Pink Now we know why Chiazilla is unhappy! by ginster_1
	Irrangularity It's Gebalicious! by rapperdalizard33
	Lol-ing I hate carrots. With a passion. by cooperates
	Brother 'n' Sister - Back Again I haven't seen him lately, you know... by kamikatze24
	Lab Ray Time Dedicated to emma101xd, based on emma101xd's pet, Iazuni. by shadowgem101
	In a Meepit's Mind Isn't he SO cute? by mcquackers
	Ummagine That If only they knew... by chiasarah
	::: Scribbles ::: 'Gifts From Strangers' by wings110
	Or Something Like It You've been reading that book for days! by kittie_orion
	Modern Marvels The Mystic has to be mystical sometime... by flarethdragon
	That Darn Yurble "Make sure Fyora doesn't escape..." Also by xpropugnator by gliderames
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 12 by the_darkjedi
	Stargazing Hey! I see something... by azellica
	>:/intriguingcomictitle Ep. 1 - Fixing Joy I want a hammer like that... by n0tr3sp0ns1bl3
	Rainy Day A helping petpet :) by greywhale
	Absolute Rubbish Cannibalism? by littledrummergirl92
	Sibling Rivalry So many stars...! by evilpuppyangel
	Why Introduction Boxes are No Longer Being Sold You wouldn't believe what I can get away with... by ravenscorne
	The Near Side Where do they get these ideas? by temiree
	Addiction We recommend that you view this comic if you are considering a royal pet. Also by cyclonial by respects
	Out Of Whack! Poor krawkeh... by bluepen
	Ehm... Drat. Art by ssjelitegirl by ladyariel32
	Kats Daze: The Lair Two words. by hanna_dc
	Tales of Randomness: Zoogie & Keely What paintbrush? by xxlavendervalleyxx
	Cease and Desist Turnabout is fair play. by world_of_noise
	Dangerously Insane After all those years making fun of Sloth... by leah_51293
	Something Has Happened! 4.0 You know, fame has its downsides too... by ravenatore
	Spiffeh Can I ask you a question? by nic_nac
	Qnde & Szoo: Invisible friend Doctor...? You have to help him... by shubi5
	UnNormal - High Score Winner!! by cozygen
	Nymph Neopia has no fury like Algebra Teachers. by khoste
	At the Altador Cup Sign-in Tent Won't somebody please think of the Kikos?! ;_; by soggy_cardboard

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"The Blumaroo Who Couldn't Jump" by eggy_the_great
As we all know, there are nice Neopets and mean Neopets. And sometimes the mean Neopets are mean but they don't know they're being mean and they walk around completely oblivious. But this one other Blumaroo Muddytoes knew was red and frowned and was mean on purpose. This especially mean Blumaroo's name was Wilson...

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The Young Thief
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Tan-Tan's Discovery
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by doughnut215

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Fancy Living: What High Class Color is Your Pet?
Of course, you’re probably very familiar with the paint brush colors, but which high ranking style is for you? This quick quiz will help you answer that very question...

by katiecoo802

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Yooyuball - The Yooyu View
As you may know, Yooyu train their entire lives to get the chance to participate in this sport. But what do they do during all of that training? Well, here you can find out, because I have an exclusive interview with one of the Yooyu participants!

by katcrzy559

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Babysitting Blues: Part Three
"YES!" Andy yelled as the window opened easily for him. He quickly jumped in and shut it...

by dragons_rule211

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A Quest Unlike Any Other: Part Five
Rounding the corner, she uttered a cry - there, in the far corner of the room were her brothers - all apparently sleeping. Quickly, the Tuskaninny roused them. "How did you guys get here?" she demanded...

by toffee_choc

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