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Issue: 229 | 23rd day of Awakening, Y8

Comics

	Razzle Dazzle - Episode II Neopoints don't grow on trees, you know. by khestrel
	Deep Hurting Not a very good anubis, is he? by nemoy
	Random Tails Rare? by eevee098
	Petpet Ownerowner No one's ever heard of a Symol LIVING in the Symol Hole. by magnoliaprincess
	Revenge! evil grin Also by robbob05 by lunatic_kiss
	A Meepit Lovers Life Shhh, we're concentrating... by angy33
	Never Be Normal Food errors... why is there a bite in it? by watercat86
	Spooky We have no choice... by ghostkomorichu
	Zeh Cute One: Shan = Sad I like your pets, but... by glowing_banana
	Musings Because asking questions helps you learn... by elegon
	Pickled Asparagus Why TNT should lock their doors when the site is down... by whispering__winds
	Neorandomosity Who cares ... just eat them!!! by linnipooh
	Neopian Insanity Fiddlesticks! Also by emmybug184 by cosmicfire918
	The (Mis)Adventures of Gore When helpful advice results in foaming mouths. by chivo
	How to Rule Neopia "Lab Ray Confusion" by castor_b
	What Smileys Dream Of What is it like not having arms or legs? Hmm. o-o by citadell
	The Smartest Spardle! Fetch boy!!! ... ouch!! by 900duckling
	Not Fit For This World She always asks for the same thing! by soggy_cardboard
	Random Storys - Mootix Madness Remember: NEVER carry a Mootix longer than one year... by karatehuendchen
	ScreenCAPS Sometimes a trip to the Rainbow Pool is NOT a good thing. by anikajinn
	Clecaira's on Fire DON'T FORGET YOUR UMBRELLA!!!!!!! by leahlynn09
	Kawaii - Meepits Awwwww.... by crow213
	Flapdoodle The most important skill in Cellblock is denial. by obviousfakename
	Typing Terror - Literally Oh the horror! Also by redmyst by aimeilee
	No Juice Break?!?! The juice is MISSING?!?! Where did it go? by sailornezumi
	Silliness Erm...? by betaflix
	Cybunny Collector : Plushie War This plushie is limited edition! by pogdespero
	~Life with Sparkalaria and Friends~ Why, may I ask, do I have to wear this...?! by fairie_140953
	Plurr Plurr starts to bury itself into what it thinks is a pile of snow. by a_random_user
	Boochi Encounters a N00b OMG!!1!1! by isaiahdjkim
	The Pink Cloud Valentine blues... by racoony
	BlaBBlers The best ways to advertise your shop! by kuruu_6
	Evil Feepit Please, anything but him!! by fmoura_98
	Spiffy Why do I have to go to school? by pegahorn12

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"Getting Revenge on 'Jocko'" by liquiddragonn
Being the clever Skeith I was, I always slept near a water source for drinking, bathing, and as a place to toss annoying petpets into. As I leaned over to catch a glimpse of my handsome mug, time suddenly seemed to freeze. I could feel the hairs along my chin and back stand on end. Through my bleary eyes...

Other Stories

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The Battledome Queen
"I shall warn you. This is not the place for you if you battle for the glory, or for the trophies, or the respect. This is a place for those who battle for the love of battling."

by funkymunky111277

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Rule Number One on Terror Mountain
I may not be the smartest Lupe in Neopia, but usually I'm smart enough to not do anything TOO stupid... up until about two weeks ago. I was on an errand to Terror Mountain with my sister...

by shadow_zapdos

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Math In Neopia
Playing a game? Trying to earn some neopoints? Well, we’ve all been there. But have you ever wondered just how long you need to play? Well now, with your best friend math, you won’t have to play any longer than you need to.

by firefeather

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How to Win a Neopets Beauty Contest
If you're not "the best" artist, just keep trying! Experiment with different media, such as colored pencils, computer programs and the like. One (or more) of these is sure to be "better suited" for you than others...

by sanjisangel

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Neglect's Revenge: Part One
His owner spotted the dismay in his eyes and said, "Cheer up, Vendette, we're only another one hundred thousand neopoints away from your Darigan paint brush..."

by ewagon

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The Ruby Heart: Part Five
Elaine ignored me and reached into my pocket, lightly touching the heart-shaped jewel. There was a familiar blinding light, and I once again shut my eyes. When I reopened my eyes, we were back in the throne room of the palace, and the only thing different was that it lacked Faeries...

by kindheartedfairy

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