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Issue: 203 | 12th day of Hiding, Y7

Comics

	Neopian Neophyte Fractions? Pfft, try taking calculus! :P by leedom111
	You Do Realize... Begin the fight! by glowing_banana
	Lemonade But there was this nice man named Adam... by sunset_midnight
	Confuzzled A special kind of love. by white_draigon
	No N00bs is Good N00bs It's the latest fashion, I tell you. by summerschilde
	n00blett3z WARNING : Chatspeak ahead! Also by idb by the_space_faerie
	Random Encounters ... ^_^' by isatura
	Budgeting Hey, this one is cute. by cleoannie
	Anthro Antics Lions, Tigers, and Fangirls....oh my! by mekimoki
	A New Hobby I'll get the fire extinguisher. by ssj4saturnduo
	The Misadventures of a Pink Lenny "Windy" Drawn by articuno_neo by immortalmina
	Uni's Scorn Aww! You are so cute!! by jjuulliiee43
	Rainy Sleepover Okay, what was the point of that? by linds4y
	Fruity Famille Lurking Shadow Creature? by faeriegurl4lyfe
	The Yarn- Bed Bugs Bed bugs, Earwigs and other things that go bump in the night. by pieieieie
	Simply Sane Mwahahaha! ... ahem. by lament_of_solitude
	PoNG!1 Something has happened! by scamhunter4ever
	Petpet Mania Intelligence matters. O_o by hallonglass
	A Dangerous Game of Dice-A-Roo Find out the REAL risks of avatar-collecting! by __brunette__shorty__
	Kawaii Guess what I bought!! by crow213
	Ultimate Cork Gun Missed. Try again. by ssjelitegirl
	Aishas Pwn! Where's my Candy Vampire...? by chelsey2713
	Comic Thing Neohomes are getting rather hazardous... by murderous_pikachu
	The Misadventures of Konig It's a lovely day for a kite... Story by liger_zero3123 by beaslays
	Joumy Simple pleasures, eh? by flying_hiii
	Splodge What's up with you? by scribble
	Hard-Learned Lessons Some things have to be learned the hard way... by o0little_tiger0o
	An Involuntary Spasm Ever wondered what a Mutant Faellie with the hiccups looked like? by moonlit_sparkle
	Chemical Reactions No one ever said teaching Chemistry would be easy... Written by Laurelinden by faeriestories
	Snowager Challenge #2 Snowager is so cool. by firefree_girl

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What Not to Do at Kelp

Kelp—a five-star, gourmet, exquisite, restaurant at the bottom of New Maraqua. It is said that the food is quite nice and the service is excellent. I have recently built a neohome in Maraqua, only a few blocks away from it. I enjoy nice food at fine restaurants. When I read that a new place called “Kelp” opened up, I was excited to pay it a visit...

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Triss and the Psychiatrist
"So, to show her I didn't care what she thought, I stuck my nose up in the air, and realized what a great comeback that was! I'm now perfecting it so I can use it more often."

by o_apollo_o

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Why I Rescue Kadoaties
If you think I do it for fun, you must be out of your mind. I hate Kadoaties. They're annoying, dainty, squeaky, attention-stealing, vain little critters...

by shadowcristal

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Breadfish? yes. Butterfish? yes. Toastfish? ....
"Breadfish?" she asked, puzzled. "Why is there a breadfish? Is there a butterfish? A toastfish?" She set off to ask the great smart pets of Neopia.

by elinion

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The Camouflage Menace
Obviously, though, you have not heard of the camouflage menace…well, it is time we inform you. This new color is no picnic…

by monkeylusoup

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Runaway Raindorf - Part Four
"Holy Tyrannia," I breathed when I saw the object Damien was holding in the towel. After a minute of admiring, I said slowly, "I think I know what it is..."

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Superficial: Part Five
"I hope you're sure about this, May," Farowyn said as we picked our way along the forest trail, our feet crunching through the carpet of brilliant leaves, pushing back intruding branches as we went...

by shelleylow

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