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Issue: 166 | 12th day of Storing, Y6

Comics

	Wishful Thinking - Halloween Comic "Extremley Confused" by barbcat00
	Chaz and Crackers It's heavy... by kybin
	Pirate Addiction! The accent everybody's talking 'bout!! by dj_rulz_2004
	Don't Blame ME How do you stay so small? by choclated
	Confessions of an Exasperated Owner And did I mention, don't climb on the furniture? by kawaii_kai002
	Meerca Chasing... A different type of Meerca Chase... by da_dude_with_shoez
	A Neopet's Life Feel my electro-static wrath! by rahkshi6410
	Current Affairs Wow, she can't take her eyes off me... by blinkbaby1822
	The Chronicles of Rohane What you didn't see... by ledsrevenge2
	Baby Blues Finding a plushie at the Money Tree... by cutiekitty234
	Makyan and Me V She'll never know... by cleoannie
	Weird Things Why you should do your homework... by emuu2
	Comic Sans What can I say? It's a comic! by flookadoobee
	Messed Up Where do they get all those items? by jaimmiedogder4
	Sleeping On It I...can't...breathe... by heron10
	Faeriestones A year's worth of junk... by allelementalfaerie11
	Zeebalee's Randomosity An inexpensive cure for Lumps! by tehkella
	Neopups Don't go any closer... by wicked_dragonite
	Neo Cappucino A disadvantage of the Lab Ray... by raptor291
	The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword... OUCH! by funandgames999
	I Found You "Too Heavy" by ausra331
	Neo Insanity! What's That? by fairy_of_rain
	Poof! And It Was Gone... Maybe I'm not the only one this happened to! :) by random_geyser
	Totodum and Turtumdee : Gruslen Troubles You don't look so good... by huggsy_666
	Fond Memories: Passing Comments "Competition" by prettyprincesslady54
	How to Get a Halloween Costume There's no costume store, right? by ikagen
	When Pigs Fly... Jelly World! Ha! by mistress_syn
	Pick-a-Paw No more, I say! by dragon_heart_101
	N3oW3IRD Episode 02 "Needy Neopet" by neekko
	Snow Times "A Few Days After Halloween Special" by howling_wolf8
	Typical You Read to your Neopets! I beg you! by spiker7786
	Neopian Circumstances "Sloth-like Comparison" by nefily
	Neopian Mysteries "The Unexplainable" by lunabunny16
	Slorg World It's a Slorgy, Slorgy world. by matthew_button
	Way Down South YOu cut holes in my hat! by cluttered
	NeoDiaries How did you get that scar? by _lordofthefrogs_
	Hide and Seek Should never be played with invisible pets... by xprecious
	Once Upon A Comic Strip Been playing a certain Whack-a-Staff-Member game too much, have we? by tiddle_girl
	Lenny Sack I feel stronger already! by ickessler
	Adskidaf, Inc. And you thought one rascal was enough... by _chazm_

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Worst Case Scenario

As you all well know, avatars are the biggest craze since... sliced bread. Being an avatar collector myself, I have gone through some really bad/funny experiences while trying to obtain them. My friend pencil_ and I thought we'd share the things that can, have and will happen while trying to be an avatar collector...

Other Stories

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Fear the Faerie
You may think they are powerful forces of good. And you would be right. Well, mostly right, anyway. There's one faerie out there that isn't the picture of perfection: Jhudora.

by nightphantom20

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Dear...
I shall first say that I'm going to miss you...like the many others who will miss you as well. Must you leave? Must you depart for the unknown?

by christinetran

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How Safe Are Our Neopoints?
I was playing the game Trouble at the National Neopian, when it occurred to me, who is keeping all those nasty thieves and villains out when we aren’t playing?

by elmashtree

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It's in the Stars
Hiding this knowledge within me is a burden I wish not to have anymore, so after thousand of years I have descended from my highest cloud to inform the people and Neopets of Neopia of their fate.

by basantii

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Savak: The Medallion - Part Three
"This?" Savak asked. "It…it was Murgoh's. He was my pack's leader."

by zephandolf

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Darkness Gathering: Part Three
"Yes, now. We can't delay. It has been months since I last saw Blase. Who knows where he could be. It might take ages to find him!"

by harmony1473

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