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	Normal is Boring: Plot Roles Some Neopets help more than others... by alexatina
	To the Tune: Bad Fur Day If you say so! by xstarfrost
	Floppy Ears It's lunch time. by soderham
	Something Has Happened! - Uni Mask It's exhausting being Grey. by jjensen687
	3 Royals Plus 1 Thank you! thank.....you..... by white_tiger0226
	Dinner with the Scarlets: What's-His-Name His name is Orpheus or something... by june_scarlet
	Shopping... Essentials? It's not a want, it's a need. Collab with romina_r by kikepv
	Ashkary's Café - Mail Fraud Pt. 5 The conclusion to the friends' delivery disaster! by saintsalmon
	Swifter - Kitchen Quests Swifter gains some stats by doing Kitchen Quests. by kirbzie
	WANTED: Team Kiko Lake Where does it all go?... by _brainchild_
	The Kadoatery Secret It's all a lie... by caticulated
	TNI #5: VIP Treatment The real question is how she got inside in the first place. by elshastara
	Volunteers Needed for the Neopian Hospital! Thank you for your service! by serebii251
	Anatomy Class Between shifts, Nurse Glee teaches some nursing classes to the volunteering Neopians! by prulletje1852
	Who's Afraid?! Terrifying...! Collab with morphousss by devotedly

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"The Switchboard Operator" by mama357
“Thank you for calling Neohomes Real Estate Management Company, how may I direct your call?” “Transferring, thank you for calling.” “Thank you for calling Neohomes Real Estate Management Company, how may I direct your call?” “Transferring, thank you for calling.” After working the switchboard for nearly 22 years, Liza could do this job in her sleep. The Toy Lupe had replaced the original switchboard operator, Carl, and has been the only operator ever since. Any Neopian who has purchased a home has, at one point or another, spoken with Liza: something she was fiercely proud of. She was the voice of the Neohomes Real Estate Management Company. The first pet anyone who wanted to purchase a Neohome spoke with. “Thank you for calling Neohomes Real Estate Management Company, how may I direct your call?” “Transferring, thank you for calling.” Sometimes, Liza would daydream about what it would be like to retire. She could buy a Neohome of her own. Maybe on Kiko Lake. A beautiful log cabin...

Other Stories

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The Grey Omelette
"What is THAT??" Sabre-X’s jaw dropped in disbelief at the sight in front of him.

by maddie_bangz

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Fui's Hospital Shift
Fui was walking along the streets of Neopia Central, looking at the near-empty shops and dull appearance that seemed to cloud the atmosphere.

by endisnigh

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Must-Read Books to Understand the Void
As a rift has opened in the skies of Neopia, our Neopian heroes gathered together in Altador to discuss how to approach this strange situation. Collab with oi_tio_to_na_globo

by cartographist

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Five Tips For Tidy Teeth
Ever since I was paid my first visit by the Tooth Faerie, I've endeavored to spread her lessons for good health and clean teeth.

by xdlugia_reborn

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A Charity Yooyuball
With Yooyuball Teams made up of members from the Royal Courts of Meridell and the Darigan Citadel, Lady Psellia's Charity Match was set to be an... interesting affair.

by pikapi20

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Fun 4 None
A new invention is introduced - but all isn't what it's cut out to be...

by shellshocks

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